banging chicks from myspace.com

[Guyon]

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However, she then proceeds to give me FAR AND AWAY the best head I have ever received, and then begs me to cum all over her face, to which I gladly oblige.

As if all that isn't good enough, after only about 15-20 minutes of cuddling/pillow talk she tells me she has to get up early and basically kicks me out. By this point it's like 10:30 and I'm starving so I hit up Taco Bell and go with the tried and true #6 combo. Just got home about 20 minutes ago. All in all, an amazing night.

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if untrue, you should banned from OOT. dont [censored] w/ us like this. this is one fine story.

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Wow. A true master of her craft.

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Look you're a fat ass, no biggie just make sure you have really ugly friends and you'll be able to continue about your whoring ways.

To show that there are no hard feelings I'll even help you out.

I ran across this beast's profile today.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=25272107

if you can befriend her using meats or something you'll look like a [censored] movie star whenever you hang out.

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From: Laura misses Fred
Date: Aug 13, 2006 9:58 PM

well for one I ain't no whore and I really ain't fat... its kinda sad that all you have to do is sit around on the computer ethuggin. Show's how [censored] mature you are.

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bwana,

Not sure how I'm supposed to prove it actually happened, guess you'll just have to take my word for it. Why would I make up an elaborate story about getting head from some fat chick with a meh face?


Guyon,

Yep, definitely a true expert. I'm still kind of in shock.

[Klompy]

[censored], I still have a hard time understanding the convos people are posting on here from myspace, but I read that as if she was just bragging about getting more ass then you??? WTF, she's a girl, if she wants it she can get it, how is this something for her to brag about.

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Klompy not sure.

read the messages from the bottom up they make more sense

[bwana devil]

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bwana,

Not sure how I'm supposed to prove it actually happened, guess you'll just have to take my word for it. Why would I make up an elaborate story about getting head from some fat chick with a meh face?


Guyon,

Yep, definitely a true expert. I'm still kind of in shock.

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just giving you a hard time in order to emphasize that it's so picture-perfect it's funny.

[DcifrThs]

ok i gave in. im lazy so im not typing everything out.

but i joined myspace.

now this is a coup for me b/c i dont do this online dating thing. i usually just meet girls in grocery stores or sushi joints etc...i mean seriously...my last gf picked me up on an airplane. ive dated girls in other states ive met on the train...so while this is all standard for a lot of you guys who know the internet dating scene it's new for my relatively old (26) ass.

so i found a few girls id consider dating had i met them randomly and messaged them like the true gentlemen that i am just as if i would have met them randomly (just my game)

this girl IMMEDIATELY wrote me back.

she lives 5 mins from me.

she is 22 and looks scarily like my ex (but im a sucker for the look)

she owns her own company.

is going locally to get a higher education (masters, she graduated 1 year early from college and took a break)

likes to clean and i like to cook.

has same kinda dietary likes/dislikes as i do (VERY VERY VERY VERY RARE)

likes finance!

loves ambition (which we both have)

and the kicker, has already expressed interest in me and we talk on aim flirtily all the time. probably gunna go out some time this week or next...depending on my availability.

so introducing my future ex wife [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]









Barron

[bluey]

if thats true, you found a gold mine.

[BenS]

a friend told me about this. i'm no poker player, but felt that i could join in. i edited the order of messages so that it goes from top to bottom:
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Date: Aug 13, 2006 10:18 PM

just wanted to drop a line to say that i admire you having the courage to post pictures of yourself on line.

many big boned people wouldn't be able to do it.

congrats.


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Her:
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you know what? im fat and im ugly... so [censored] OFF. you dont have to confirm what i already [censored] know.
by the way- I [censored] LOVE BEING A GOD DAMN FAT ASS


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Her:
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oh and while i'm thinking about it- why dont you keep to yourself and quit [censored] with peoples self esteems.


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Me:
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low self esteem? what're you going to do? hang yourself?

you'd break the rope


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Link to her profile you know for whatever

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so I didn't reply to her last message which bragged about how many friends she had. then I posted the above link and she sent me this out of turn


"seriously grow the [censored] up. You are quite sad. "

pretty sure she needs more messages.........