banging chicks from myspace.com

[buriedbeds]

I say date 3 is a deal breaker, and should be treated as such. It doesn't sound like you're in love with this girl, or even in "like" so to speak. So depending on how things progress, I say if you're back in the same situation again you go with the Jay Mohr approach (as described on the olden days of Opie and Anthony) - at some point, when you're worked up, just take out your wang, look her in the eye and say:

"So what are we gonna do about this?"

Do it with confidence and she will respond with some form of orgasm-inducing physical contact. If she doesn't do anything about it, wtf do you care? You're trolling the depths and she (being the depths) won't put in a little effort after all the courting you've done?? The nerve. You can kick her out the door with alacrity.

Tremendous work so far, my man. Don't let a little set back dissuade your efforts - keep it up.

-bb.

[miajag]

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*** UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE ***

I HAVE A DATE WITH THIS 30 YEAR OLD FAT CHICK ON SUNDAY
SHE SAYS SHE LOVES GIVING HEAD
TRIP REPORT FORTHCOMING
HOLLA



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Update: Heading out in about 15 minutes to meet up with this chick. We are going to have a drink or two and then go back to her place and make out. Trip report to follow later tonight...or tomorrow morning.

[TIEdup14]

haha, good luck

[agent_fish]

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I say if you're back in the same situation again you go with the Jay Mohr approach (as described on the olden days of Opie and Anthony) - at some point, when you're worked up, just take out your wang, look her in the eye and say:

"So what are we gonna do about this?"

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This is why I love this thread. I also was LOLing at Brian asking the girl to do him.

She seems like an odd girl. I would probably stop seeing her. If she was going to bang you without commitment, she already would have.

[34TheTruth34]

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me: so uh, whats the deal? you dont do guys on the 2nd date? you dont feel comfortable w me? you arent into me like that?

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unlike the others who have responded here, I'm ok with you asking her what the deal is. The only thing that really bothers me is that you laid out the choices for her. IMO, that's not good b/c she can just choose one of the excuses that you pretty much just hand picked for her. So she has an easy way to lie about the situation and you still have no idea what the real problem is. Other than that, I think you've done very well so far with this one.


BTW, LOL @ you being freaked out by not getting any for 2 weeks.

[34TheTruth34]

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I would probably stop seeing her.

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no you wouldn't.

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If she was going to bang you without commitment, she already would have.

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not necessarily.



Why do people think it's ok to give out horrible advice just because it's not their relationship??

[asdf11]

Yes...


Yesss.......


[censored]!


I know fat chicks are supposed to give good head and she has a nice face, but damnit, she's massive....Still considering whether or not to!

[Bork]

You cant tell me you didnt know she was massive from the first pic.

[Brian]

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The only thing that really bothers me is that you laid out the choices for her.

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Yeah, I agree totally. But she is so non responsive that I felt like I had to give her some choices. I asked her earlier while I was makin out w/ her like, "don't you want me inside you?" And shes like, "you're pullin out all the stops, aren't ya?". I told her I had seen hers so did she want to see mine, or something lame like that, and she said "no" , then a few seconds later, "i'm not the curious type" I think I had also already asked her once before while we were making out what the deal was, and she didn't answer.

Seriously, all the conversation vibes are negative or neutral. I'd be positive she didn't want a thing to do w/ me, but she didn't seem to mind making out for a few hours and she wanted to cuddle/lay on me while we watched TV, so.. guess it's the way she is.

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BTW, LOL @ you being freaked out by not getting any for 2 weeks.

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I am glad everyone is finding amusement in my pain. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Thanks for the encouragement tho. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I'm just gonna wait and see if she msgs me online, we talked a lot online before the first date. I hate playing all these games and [censored], wow its annoying, whatever works tho. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]



I've got a date of sorts lined up for tonight, here she is:





Awkward downward angles w/ hair in the face ftw! As long as shes got her hair in her face throughout the date then things will be fine. She's 20 and I'm gonna guesstimate she's about a 5.5 actually, in my books anyways. She goes to a Baptist church so that worries me, but she doesn't seem uptight. I also sent her a msg on Match.com, but I'm gonna count this as a MySpace hook-up anyways 'cause I sent her a msg on there first (should I be sharing any Match.com hookups, or is that beyond the scope of this thread?) She gave me her Yahoo after:

Date: Aug 8, 2006 1:47 PM
Subject Oi
Body: Hey Hannah, I'm Brian. I'm not [censored] lame and I like to make out. Other than living in shithole Bartlett and going to nursing school, what's your story?

-Brian

Heres how the convo went down:

me: hey Hannah, what's up?
her: hey
her: nothing much
me: how's your weekend so far?
her: you?
me: about the same, lazy sunday for me
me: went to the casinos fri night tho, you do anything exciting this weekend?
her: its ok ive just worked
her: last night i was gonna go out and do something with my best friend but i started to not feel so great and neither did she
me: oh, are you doin better now?
her: yea i just felt dizzy
me: that's good. well i was just about to get off here when you signed on to get a shower. maybe we'll chat later!
she didn't seem interested in the slightest, but i really did want to take a shower. so i pushed
her: oh =(
her: leaving so soon?
ah-hah, there you go baby, express some interest
me: lol well i feel like crap if i haven't had a shower.. i suppose i can stay a 'lil longer for u
me: i just woke up about an hour ago, crack of 3pm
her: wow
her: why so late?
cause i was busy gettin blueballed last night, i hope u put out
me: so what kind of work do u do?
me: late night noon is about my normal though
her: im the assistant manager of a small buisness
her: you are hte guy from myspace and match right?
me: lol ya
me: whats ur myspace again? i lost it
her: xxx
her: xxx
her: hrmmm.....
me: heh, no tworkin for me
me: ok, got it
me: so trucks make u hot?
her: lol no
me: k good cause i dont drive a truck
her: the sn was an inside joke and i was only gonna use it once or twice to make somebody laugh but then haha i ended up liking it soi kept it
me: i c
her: wat do u drive?
finally some more interest being shown
me: 2000 sebring convertible, u?
her: oh wow
her: 05 cavalier
me: lol it ain't anything impressive, or was that an "oh wow what a POS" ?
her: =) i drive a pos
me: so u are afraid of spiders, too, huh?
me: i have a black widow problem @ my place, no joke
no jokes here boys. if you dont hear from me after tonight, either this beast ate me or i died from a black widow bite
her: lol horrified
her: =X oh wow
her: =( *hides*
me: lol ya, fortunately the terminex guy got rid of them
me: dont worry i will protect u
her: =)
me: actually im pretty much a girl when it comes to killing them
her: yay for terminex
me: u like to make smileys dont ya?
i like all the smileys she is making
her: lol sorry
me: lol its fine, i like to make them too
me: i used to make them w/ the =, too, cause i hated the way the smileys look on here, but ive come around to them
her: i hate bugs period
her: lol =/ but spiders r the wrost
her: =( i had this one in the yard that i swear tried to eat my face
u sure it only tried?
me: ya agreed
her: lol!
me: so u're gonna be a nurse? any type of treatment you want to specialize in in particular?
her: Definately peds
me: peds? pediatrics? pedophiles?
my last name is Peppers btw
her: im curently trying to get a job at LeBonheur
her: LOL pediatrics
me: k well pedo's need nurses to nurse them back to health
me: dont discriminate
her: mmmk
me: so you like kids a lot? thats cool , i have 3
me: jk i have a doggie named Daisy though
her: lol
her: haha thts what i looked like
me: shes pretty much as much responsibility as a kid though, she has seperation anxiety disorder
me: she tears my house up every time i leave her alone
her: i like kids though
her: I know how that is.
her: my parents have a black lab
her: she chews on everything when she feels alone. lol she started eating doors
me: i dig your music selection, im listening to blink 182 right now.. nice to meet someone else who likes sum 41 audioslave is one of my fave's too
her: me too
her: lol its actulally playing i miss you... right now
me: i wore that whole CD out, i'm on Enema of the State - Adam's Song
her: i have kind of an Odd music taste
her: lol i like a little bit fo everything
me: yeah, how so? looks normal to me or maybe we're both odd
her: =) i just like a wide variety
her: oooh your dog is so cute btw.
i no
me: aw, she says thx
me: shes very photogenic, no pictuire i have ever taken of her looks bad, but maybe i am blinded by love
her: =) ur silly.
me: so your best physical feature is your hair?
her: lol i get very odd looks when people read that
her: lol you have to see it to understand
me: lol well it looks very nice and all, i'd probably have gone with something else tho
her: everybody HAS to touch it
her: lol its just inviting to play with i guess
me: i see. u usually wear it sorta curly?
her: sorta curly?
looks like i made a tactical error..
her: lol =/ when i dont dry my hair. BAM....
me: haha im not good at describing hair styles
me: theres straight, curly, and in between
her: lol
me: you have another physical feature that looks like its fun to play w/, but that'd probably be awkward if everyone went up and touched it
i'm talking about HER BOOBS BTW!!!1
her: i see
me: lol
me: ok can i go get a shower now >_<
her: actually i hate them.
her: oh yea sorry
me: them?
me: im not sure what you're tlaking about...
me: i was referring to your lips
her: OH
me:
her: LOL wow
me: lol
me: just kidding obv
me: why dont u like your breasts?
her: just dont
me: well looks like you have a few outfits that show them off anyways
her: =) yea a few
her: well i dont wanna hold you up
her: i gotta get ready for work =(
me: aw, work on a sunday?!
me: what are your hours?
her: sunday night
her: i work every sunday night bc i get sunday day off to go to church so i work sunday nights so others can have hte oppertunity to go to church
aw [censored], she goes to church... sigh
me: i see.
her: also a majority of our buisness occurs fri sat sun
me: hm, now im curious what it is
me: what are ur hours tonight?
her: 5-10, we close at 10 and we can leave whenever the store is clean
her: lol you'll laugh
me: u gonna tell me?
her: yes
me: gogo!
her: lol im the ast manager of a tcby
i wouldn't describe this as working at a small business, lol
me: oooh, yum
me: is it the one xxx?
me: or u dont have to tell me if u dont want
her: we do not have a general manager of our store. its just me and the owner
her: I work at that one sometimes
me: i c. well maybe we could meet up for drinks when you get off tonight?
me: the non-alcoholic type, i forgot ur 20
her: but my store is on xxx
her: ill be working at the xxx location twice this comming week though.
her: lol yes i am 20
me: so u wanna meet up after work somewhere?
her: i dont exactly look so great after work
me: ok, so doll yourself up first, and i'll pick u up @ home
her: what time did u want to?
me: how about 11? im not sure when ur bedtime is i just woke up recently tho so i'll be up most the night
her: im pretty sure i could manage that
me: alright sounds good, whats your #?
her: xxx
me: k i'll call you at 10
her: ok. i prob wont get off till about 10:15-30
me: k
her: but i can tkae a shower and be done by 11
me: k
her: im gonna go get dressed. so i'll talk to you at 10?
me: yep
me: have a good night @ work
her: you too have a good night
me: byebye
her: bye =)

I'm hoping to set a record here for getting blueballed, jesus christ. I thought MySpace girls were supposed to be easy, I guess only if you look like BEP. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

-Brian

[EDIT]: Btw, I sent out a bunch of msgs to women 30-40, many read but no replies. I seriously doubt I'll have any luck there, oh well, same thing as the 18-30 crowd.

Oh, and the record I believe I would be setting would be, "Most consecutive amount of dates with ugly whores who won't put out."

[asdf11]

Not THAT massive. I thought maybe she just had a little extra baggage. That things a whale in the 3rd pic.