banging chicks from myspace.com

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Interesting story from last night.

First, rewind about 2 weeks to a girl whom I sent an "inside" to. I asked her if she had AIM, to which she said she didn't have that, nor Yahoo, MSN, etc. Following this, I asked for her phone number, to which she replied "kinda early for that, isn't it?"

I realized this was a dead end, however, SHE added me as a friend.

Fast forward to last night where I am sitting at a table at a bar in the city in which she lives with three of my friends. In the drunkeness, a random girl comes over and just begins talking with us. All of a sudden, this girl bursts out...

"OH MY GOD YOURE THAT ONE GUY ON MYSPACE. YOUVE ASKED ME FOR MY PHONE NUMBER LIKE FIVE TIMES!!!" My friends of course begin laughing, and if I had not been so drunk, I would have felt embarassed. She then goes on to explain "OH MY GOD, WHEN YOU SAID 'INSIDE?' LIKE THAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU WERE IN MY HOUSE OR SOMETHING, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PSYCHO!"

Not a minute later, this girl looks to my other friend and shouts out "OH MY GOD, YOU'VE SENT ME A TON OF MESSAGES ON MYSPACE TOO! YOU'RE THAT GUY WHO IS IN THE BIG CHAIR IN THE PIC!" My friend says indeed, he is.

Quite interesting.

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You realize that it is of utmost importance that you link this girl's myspace in this thread so that we can all send her an "Inside?" right?

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It's not that hard to find. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
But no I didn't send it to her.

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Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:12 PM

Subject Misty Mountin'?

Body: "The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains."

I'm curious Misty, how deep is your tunnel and how big are your mountains?

-Brian

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Classic.

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Halp. Needless to say, read this bottom to top.
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From: gal
Date: Aug 11, 2006 10:19 AM

eh. i work.. but after work.. i duno usually just drink with the friends and all that jazz... dude... you havent seen lost. your [censored] crazy. i love that show. its pretty much amazing.


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From: Antony
Date: Aug 10, 2006 3:06 PM

good. now that I know you're not boring-- what do you usually do for fun around here?

btw, can you believe I've never seen a single episode of Lost?



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From: gal
Date: Aug 10, 2006 9:11 AM

pretty cool aka "batshit loco"


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From: Antony
Date: Aug 9, 2006 5:42 PM

Hi Lindsey. I'm Antony. I'm not [censored] lame, I like to make out, and I too hate guys with huge muscles.

Describe yourself in two words. Extra points for usage of "batshit loco"


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Advice?

"One time for Mikey!"

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What's the problem? She seems interested.

[New001]

Um. Invite her over to watch it with you?

[snagglepuss]

why is everyone so bad at this?

i think adam22 aka llord crumlish needs to step in and give you all some advice.

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it's great to see this thread going strong again. I may have to spend more time here again.

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I will finish reading this thread tonight. I am having a marathon poker session and it will be done. I am halfway through and on the edge of my seat.

Tony, I just got to the part, the other night, where you're going for drinks with your first mysapce catch. About 3 or 4 days in and eleventy billion replies later.

What will happen? Don't spoil, anybody, i'll soon find out the thrilling conclusion.

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What will happen? Don't spoil, anybody, i'll soon find out the not so thrilling conclusion.

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FYP. I don't remember Tony's girl, but there's yet to be anything thrilling posted in this thread.

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What will happen? Don't spoil, anybody, i'll soon find out the not so thrilling conclusion.

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FYP. I don't remember Tony's girl, but there's yet to be anything thrilling posted in this thread.

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d10. W. T. F? I'm not talking to you, starting right. Now.
This doesn't count. Damn I hope by 'not thrilling' you mean no copulation success, because there are plenty of possible hijinks and antics that could still qualify as thrilling. Don't respond to this and ruin it again. Yes, I understand that is an open invitation to do just that.

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OK, just trying to save you some time. I know if I hadn't read this thread through while it was happening, and just decided to read the whole thing one day, I would kill myself after I realized how much time I wasted.