** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[mlane]

[censored].

[the_main]

beck sucks and makes me run bad.

[chicken10der]

herpes herpes bo berpes banana fana fo ferpes, her-pes

[coordi]

I have herpes

And i'm the cheating whore that gave it to him

[bottomset]

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PokerStars Game #11854137295: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/09/03 - 17:44:16 (ET)
Table 'Mentha' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: rent ($1516.75 in chips)
Seat 2: some [censored] donk ($599.75 in chips)
rent: posts small blind $2
some [censored] donk: posts big blind $4

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rent [Ah As]

rent: raises $12 to $16
some [censored] donk: calls $12

*** FLOP *** [5c Ts Th]

some [censored] donk: bets $12
rent: raises $28 to $40
some [censored] donk: calls $28

*** TURN *** [5c Ts Th] [Qs]

some [censored] donk: checks
rent: bets $92
some [censored] donk: calls $92

*** RIVER *** [5c Ts Th Qs] [8s]

some [censored] donk: checks
rent: bets $296
some [censored] donk: raises $155.75 to $451.75 and is all-in
rent: calls $155.75

*** SHOW DOWN ***

some [censored] donk: shows [Js 5s] (a flush, Queen high)
rent: mucks hand
some [censored] donk collected $1199 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1199.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [5c Ts Th Qs 8s]
Seat 1: rent (button) (small blind) mucked [Ah As]
Seat 2: some [censored] donk (big blind) showed [Js 5s] and won ($1199) with a flush, Queen high


PokerStars Game #11854155167: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/09/03 - 17:45:16 (ET)
Table 'Mentha' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: rent ($936.50 in chips)
Seat 2: some [censored] donk ($1179 in chips)
some [censored] donk: posts small blind $2
rent: posts big blind $4

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rent [9h 8h]

some [censored] donk: raises $8 to $12
rent: calls $8

*** FLOP *** [9c 8s 3d]

rent: bets $20
some [censored] donk: raises $20 to $40
rent: raises $92 to $132
some [censored] donk: calls $92

*** TURN *** [9c 8s 3d] [5d]

rent: bets $276
some [censored] donk: calls $276

*** RIVER *** [9c 8s 3d 5d] [Qd]

rent: bets $516.50 and is all-in
some [censored] donk: calls $516.50

*** SHOW DOWN ***
rent: shows [9h 8h] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
some [censored] donk: shows [9d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
some [censored] donk collected $1872.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1873 | Rake $0.50
Board [9c 8s 3d 5d Qd]
Seat 1: rent (big blind) showed [9h 8h] and lost with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 2: some [censored] donk (button) (small blind) showed [9d Ad] and won ($1872.50) with a flush, Ace high






2 consecutive hands

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lol you got owned bad

[the_main]

Clearly outplayed

[the_main]

Gotten in for stacks twice in last 500hands with absolute nuts and lost both. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[grouchie]

this guy was a 78/11


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $37.25
Hero (BB): $47.50
UTG: $33.55
UTG+1: $68.60
MP1: $8.00
MP2: $60.65
MP3: $28.75
CO: $58.00
BTN: $18.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, MP1 folds, <font color="red">MP2 raises to $2.00</font>, 4 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $18.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $47.50</font>, UTG calls all-in for $15.55
Uncalled bet of $13.95 returned to Hero

Flop: ($69.85) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($69.85) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($69.85) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $69.85 ($3 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$33.55)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Sevens) and WON (+$33.30)

[grouchie]

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Gotten in for stacks twice in last 500hands with absolute nuts and lost both. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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i'm having that type of day, but for smaller stacks.

one day i hope to run bad at your level

[Mike Kelley]

Another fun KK hand. If I could just get this guy to come over and run this scenario hot and cold for $10 a piece until I owned his house.

990 games 0.005 secs 198,000 games/sec

Board: Ks 9h 3s
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 70.808% 70.81% 00.00% 701 0.00 { KdKh }
Hand 1: 29.192% 29.19% 00.00% 289 0.00 { Js9s }

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 ($43.95)
MP1 ($15.80)
MP2 ($19.15)
MP3 ($34.50)
CO ($29.65)
Hero ($25)
SB ($9.55)
BB ($34.25)
UTG ($27.95)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.25</font>, SB calls $1.15, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $1.

Flop: ($4) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $3.25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $8.3</font>, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $5.05.

Turn: ($20.60) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($20.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $20.60

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Js 9s (flush, king high).
Hero has Kh Kd (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: SB wins $20.60. </font>