Best friend slept with girl of my dreams, what SHOULD I do?

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All,

No more battle raps until Barron makes some MP3s. Unless someone steps to me, of course. BTW, I now understand the whole part about his friend battle rapping about his small dick, it is very fun.

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Sure it's fun to be the 'giver' but what would you do if you were sitting drinking with a few people where your friend knows your going to try to put the moves on some chick that is there but not in your circle of friends and one of your friends stands up and starts rapping about you having a small dick? Are you gonna just sit there looking like a massive tool and not do or say anything???

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Here's an article from a female point of view that might shed some insight into your situation.

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What a bitch.

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Question:

What do you do as a guy to avoid being perceived like this once you are in the friend zone? I straight up asked a friend out and she said no. I still like her, so I'd either like to:
A) get over her and then be good friends with her, which is tough because everytime we hang out we have an amazing time and it makes me want her,
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B) [censored] her brains out.

I guess the standard advice will be to ignore her/be cold to her. Which seems dumb since I enjoy being with her so much.

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By Samantha Bonar


there is probably a reason this chick is such a bitch......

[KotOD]

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Here's an article from a female point of view that might shed some insight into your situation.

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Samantha Bonar. That friggin rules.

EDIT: Guids beat me to it.

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All,

No more battle raps until Barron makes some MP3s. Unless someone steps to me, of course. BTW, I now understand the whole part about his friend battle rapping about his small dick, it is very fun.

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Sure it's fun to be the 'giver' but what would you do if you were sitting drinking with a few people where your friend knows your going to try to put the moves on some chick that is there but not in your circle of friends and one of your friends stands up and starts rapping about you having a small dick? Are you gonna just sit there looking like a massive tool and not do or say anything???

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How is this so difficult? You just unzip and prove him wrong. Game over.

[Burdzthewurd]

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"But OP has actual feelings for this girl"

lol, u guys are gay. he barely knows her! he just wants to f her, man. maybe they have the same emo bands listed on facebook and exchange playful emoticons over msn a lot and somehow this seems more important than it really is because he wants to [censored] her so badly, but that doesn't mean a damn thing. it's an infatuation.. a protracted and unrequited one, but that isnt important.

"actual feelings" wtf

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FOLKS, WE HAVE A WINNNNEEERRR! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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Yup, blind infatuation. Real blind. It was redonkulous of me to put that pussy on a pedestal. Also, I recall some mainstream song from the last 10 years so dealing with refusing to be in the friend zone, can anyone remember this (and not the one by Biz Markie).

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But the Biz Markie one is awesome!

[El Diablo]

bk,

"one of your friends stands up and starts rapping about you having a small dick? Are you gonna just sit there looking like a massive tool and not do or say anything???"

Uh, obv I battle rap him and destroy him and then humble him old country style in front of everyone.

[Genz]

ElD,
a battle rap might not be a problem for you, but then imagine he had composed an operette about that same topic and you were sitting there. What do you do?

Obv. you can't let this happen to you. Nobody can. And I personally think this is one of the situations where it's ok to break the mood, i.e. stand up, get in his face and remind him that he is the one looking like a little girl with his skinny arms and stuff and that he is severly risking getting his face broken. I mean his actions are so clearly designed to humiliate you in front of that one girl. You might look like a dick or someone with little humor. But deep down everybody knows that just sitting there, squeezing out a smile is WAY worse. At least I stepped up for myself.
I'm not a guy who gets into fights and stuff. But sometimes a douche like that guy just needs to be put into perspective...

Edit: that 2nd paragraph was a more general statement and wasn't directed specifially at ElD. Just wanted to make that clear.

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Obv. you can't let this happen to you. Nobody can. And I personally think this is one of the situations where it's ok to break the mood, i.e. stand up, get in his face and remind him that he is the one looking like a little girl with his skinny arms and stuff and that he is severly risking getting his face broken. I mean his actions are so clearly designed to humiliate you in front of that one girl. You might look like a dick or someone with little humor. But deep down everybody knows that just sitting there, squeezing out a smile is WAY worse. At least I stepped up for myself.

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This play works a lot, because chicks like a-holes for the most part.

[bkholdem]

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All,

No more battle raps until Barron makes some MP3s. Unless someone steps to me, of course. BTW, I now understand the whole part about his friend battle rapping about his small dick, it is very fun.

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Sure it's fun to be the 'giver' but what would you do if you were sitting drinking with a few people where your friend knows your going to try to put the moves on some chick that is there but not in your circle of friends and one of your friends stands up and starts rapping about you having a small dick? Are you gonna just sit there looking like a massive tool and not do or say anything???

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How is this so difficult? You just unzip and prove him wrong. Game over.

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That's actually a really good way to handle it (assuming you have the goods). My point was that OP sat there getting ridiculed and didn't do anything which made him look like an object of ridicule, not exactly buiding up desire in the chicks eyes.