banging chicks from myspace.com

[Brian]

[ QUOTE ]
I dont quite understand-- are they mad bc you hit on both of them, or...?

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't understand either, it may just be a coincidence. I am eagerly awaiting a response to this message, which has been read but sadly no response:

Date: Aug 10, 2006 3:19 PM
Subject RE: RE: oi
Body: yeah, inside. are you a hostess @ o'charleys? i was in there for lunch earlier today.

what are you going to study at UofM?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 3:13 PM

what???



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 6, 2006 3:50 PM

inside?


-Brian

[bulldawgblue]

Holy [censored], I went to school with a chick that looks exactly like her....how do I host a pic? I mean it could quite possibly be her.

[mused]

i might have potential here. what's my line?

noo, i've never seen u before



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 4:20 PM

hahah i have no clue what happend but all i remember was being pretty wasted last night. were we talking or something?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: girl
Date: Aug 10, 2006 3:58 PM

what?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 1:30 AM

inside?

[buriedbeds]

[ QUOTE ]
Holy [censored], I went to school with a chick that looks exactly like her....how do I host a pic? I mean it could quite possibly be her.

[/ QUOTE ]

imageshack for hosting. [image]WEBaddressofPicture[/image] for posting.

If this is the same girl, please rate his chances based on her whorishness.

-bb.

[buriedbeds]

[ QUOTE ]
i might have potential here. what's my line?

noo, i've never seen u before


[/ QUOTE ]

I'd write something like "aren't you ____ (mike's friend, in my ___ class, etc.). If not...well, you look just like (restate the person you're claiming you think she is), even when I'm no longer drunk... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]"

Then procede with leading questions in the rest of the e-mail, preferably based on something on her profile.

Got to be honest, though, I don't like her response...I'd rate your chances quite low unless she's a total whore or really loves her booze. But either case would obviously be a totaly winner... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-bb.

[bulldawgblue]

Same person?

[Brian]

bulldawgblue,

Uh, probably not, unless you went to Collierville High School and graduated last year, in which case, yes.

-Brian

[bulldawgblue]

Definately not, but she looks shocking similiar to the second picture you posted

[Brian]

Alright, I'm taking off the gloves and trying some new approaches.

#1:

This girl's name is Misty, she never responded to a previous inside? Shes def a big girl but carries it well:




Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:12 PM

Subject Misty Mountin'?

Body: "The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains."

I'm curious Misty, how deep is your tunnel and how big are your mountains?

-Brian

#2:



Straight up stole this from [censored], she seemed like the perfect candidate tho (hates the world, goth type). I have no idea how to follow-up though. The pee pee part is from her profile:

Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:19 PM
Subject RE: RE: No Subject

Body: you got a name, woman? i'm Brian.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 5:59 PM

wow. lol im at a loss for words....thats a first


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 10, 2006 7:55 PM

I've started using [censored] in place of [censored], like I can't cunting believe that or get the [censored] out of here etc.

you seem cool as [censored]

btw yew can touch me where i pee pee

#3:



Her profile had the extremely original "I'd like to meet anyone famous"

Date: Aug 10, 2006 5:53 PM
Subject oi

Body: Hey Erica, I saw that you want to meet someone famous, so here I am.

-Brian

#4:



Super lame I know, but her profile is set to private so I didn't have much to work with. Her title is "love me for me!!"

Date: Aug 10, 2006 5:57 PM
Subject oi

Body: hey andrea, i love you for you of course, but can i also love you for your killer legs?

#5:




In retrospect, probably should have tried something like what [censored] did with the chick who posed in front of a car. And ya, she looks about 11 in that first pic lol, but the rest she looks her age (24).

Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:05 PM
Subject ?

Body: why is it that you feel you are often underestimated? is it because you're 5'2"? 'cause i certainly wouldn't underestimate a girl just b/c she's a shorty, in fact you look rather fiesty.

-Brian

#6:



Her "people I'd like to meet" section said "GOD IS ONE PERSON I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET! !!"

Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:04 PM
Subject god?

Body: should i take the fact that you have god listed as a person you'd like to meet soon as a cry for help/suicide warning? just lookin' out for ya,

-Brian

#7:



Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:02 PM
Subject holla?

Body: hey Jess, give me a holla when you finish up that interior decorating degree, my new place needs a woman to spice it up. having all white walls and 4 pieces of furniture was cool at first for the first 6 months but now it's making the place feel empty/lonesome.

-Brian

#8:



Went traditional on this one, hopefully if the image worked I'll get a response.

Date: Aug 10, 2006 5:50 PM
Subject oi

Body: Hi Britt, I'm Brian. I'm not [censored] lame, I like to make out, and Donnie Darko is also one of my favorite movies. Though it took me quite some time to fully "get" it, I actually had to Google up an explanation from good 'ole Doc Brown:



Not sure if I can copy images into here, if not just click the link.

Have you ever seen Memento? It's also one of my favorites.

-Brian

[Brian]

Of course fatty is the only one who has responded so far. I think she was interested but I have no idea how to follow-up if the girl doesn't have any messengers. I def. had her attention (she was responding to each of my msgs within like 20 seconds), so I tried a "push" with masturbate, ttyl!

Refresher pic, thank me later. + bonus pic!!!:




Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:51 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

Body: oh whatever lol



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 10, 2006 8:50 PM

alright, masturbation it is. ttyl!

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:47 PM

i guess you're gonna have to suffer i dunno lol



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 10, 2006 8:45 PM

so how am i supposed to seduce you with my charm and wit if we can't talk real time? 'cause this e-mail thing clearly ain't gonna cut it.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:40 PM

nope =( nor any other messenger. im not on here that much really to need them



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 10, 2006 8:39 PM

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] got AIM?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:37 PM

lol well i know you're a smartass =P



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 10, 2006 8:37 PM

alright puddin', so now that thats outta the way, can i seduce you with a [censored] compliment, then get you to meet me somwhere that we can [censored]?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:25 PM

they call me puddin....hahaha j/k. the name is chelsea


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 10, 2006 8:19 PM

you got a name, woman? i'm Brian.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 5:59 PM

wow. lol im at a loss for words....thats a first


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 10, 2006 7:55 PM

I've started using [censored] in place of [censored], like I can't cunting believe that or get the [censored] out of here etc.

you seem cool as [censored]

btw yew can touch me where i pee pee


[EDIT]: Good call B1GF1SHY, update:

Date: Aug 10, 2006 7:10 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

Body: my phone is charging right now cuz its damn near dead but yew can call later if ur up. xxx-xxx-xxxx



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 10, 2006 9:08 PM

yeah, you're right, it's very unsafe, no means of protection.

duh im joking, whats your digits though, lets continue our chat on the phone!

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 7:08 PM

tell me ur kidding....phone sex??.....



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 10, 2006 9:05 PM

actually, i think i solved the riddle!!!!!1111o1neone omg! PHONE SEX@! whats your #?

-Brian