Never Trust Anyone

[Vasquez]

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Okay to summarise:

Brandi = quite cute psycopathic ho?
Newizzle = awesome stand up guy.
Capt'n Tom = Big Dicked older horny guy.

Amplify's avatar= sexiest biatch ever?

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I still don't get why newhizzle is an awesome stand up guy, or really whether he's even been wronged at all here. He let some semi-hustler girl that sucks at poker play high-stakes NL when he wasn't in the room. And SHE LOST ALL HIS MONEY, shocker! He let her do this not bc he'd figure she'd be good for it, no, he let her do this because he is kinda lonely and he thought if he did this, she'd like him.

I'm sure he's a nice guy and he is a very good poker player obviously, but that's just grade A chump behavior and he's got no one to be angry at but himself. Even AFTER all this he still talked to her. Even AFTER the whole Chantal thing, he still talks to her to this day!

I have no idea why anyone feels sorry for this guy. He didn't even really get played here, he gave her permission to play HSNL on his account when he wasn't around. What, did he think she was going to be beating the games????

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OMG WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SHE IS AMAZING SHE CASHED IN FOUR COUNT THEM FOUR OUT OF SIX TOURNAMENTS SHE PLAYED IN.

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I seriously don't think I played as bad as she does (as confirmed by the HHs) when I first started playing.

[otis_nixon]

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lol newhouse gets hustled by little more than a hooker (after recieving hand jobs etc.) and he's a victim?

both are pretty bad to be frank, but brandi is obv a filth-whore.

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Would you let a mentally unstable hooker who you knew probably didn't have a ton of money and definitely sucked at poker play $2000 NL on your poker account when you weren't around?

I didn't think so.

I think it's relatively obvious why he did this (he's not good with women and he wanted to be liked by her.) So yeah, that's chump behavior and I really don't feel bad for him. It sucks, but ya, don't give ho's your password.

[Little_Luck]

A special thank you should be given to ElD at this point, without him, I'm not sure if this thread could have been possible.

[BriMc]

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Tysonic is an understatement. If Simmon's really loves poker and is missing this chance to one-up the Tyson Zone, that's a shame. What's his email address? Let's get The Sports Guy...

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I've emailed him and I'm sure others have too, hopefully he's reading, and references this in a future column.

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lol newhouse gets hustled by little more than a hooker (after recieving hand jobs etc.) and he's a victim?

both are pretty bad to be frank, but brandi is obv a filth-whore.

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Would you let a mentally unstable hooker who you knew probably didn't have a ton of money and definitely sucked at poker play $2000 NL on your poker account when you weren't around?

I didn't think so.

I think it's relatively obvious why he did this (he's not good with women and he wanted to be liked by her.) So yeah, that's chump behavior and I really don't feel bad for him. It sucks, but ya, don't give ho's your password.

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he said he had seen her play....he must have realise, surely, that she prob coudln't beat 10nl let alone 2k.

[Victor]

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Tysonic is an understatement. If Simmon's really loves poker and is missing this chance to one-up the Tyson Zone, that's a shame. What's his email address? Let's get The Sports Guy...

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I've emailed him and I'm sure others have too, hopefully he's reading, and references this in a future column.

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ya, youre an idiot if you think bs cares about an ugly bunch of degenerates.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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Tysonic is an understatement. If Simmon's really loves poker and is missing this chance to one-up the Tyson Zone, that's a shame. What's his email address? Let's get The Sports Guy...

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I've emailed him and I'm sure others have too, hopefully he's reading, and references this in a future column.

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ya, youre an idiot if you think bs cares about an ugly bunch of degenerates.

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at least this type of heart-warming story will make it clear to the general public and the legislators that poker is no longer a shady, "sex and drugs" type of game full of crooks, cons, and whores.

[Matt Flynn]

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Girls -

If I take chick home for the first time and I pull the POB/Captain Tom maneuver right off the bat - I mean after the huggling foreplay ear kissing undressing of course - and then I start giggling like a little school girl, if I do this will my lucky lady think I'm a freak and make like newhizzles bankroll?

I'm really worried about this 'cuz I'm not sure I'll be able to restrain myself.

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Dude that is hilarious. There's almost no hope. It's gonna happen. Your only chance is to make her read this thread beforehand. Better schedule a few extra hours for that.

[aheravi]

Did the yvesaint bombshell ever hit the street? WTF?