Never Trust Anyone

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Brandi has to be Nth leveling everyone here.

1) Thread title is "Never trush anyone", yet she expects us to beleive her?

2) Brandi tells Newhizzle that he shouldn't expect to beat cash games with players who have been playing longer than he has been alive. Ironic, since this would be great advice for Brandi to take herself.

3) Brandi refers to Newhizzle as someone who did well in a tournament, making him beleive that he could beat cash games causing him to lose mad cash (paraphrased). Isn't this Brandi's story exactly?

4) Brandi talks [censored] about Newhizzle "only" having 500k, when she has 40 bucks.

5) Brandi whines about getting her money back, when, by my count, she owest over $20k. She had 12k "taken", got $5500 back, then lost $30k.

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You are giving Brandi way too much credit she is just a stupid manipulative psycho bitch.

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Sure, if you want to be blunt about it.

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I think this one was blunter
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Brandi,
Every post makes realize that you have a future. You would be an excellent poster child for the pro-life crowd.


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edit: actually that would be harsher not blunter

[iggymcfly]

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POSTER: BrandiRose

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I never offered him anal. I asked someone (who I will not name) if he would back me for a satellite. He sent me back a message saying that if I had anal with him he would. I was in the car with Mark when this happened. I never have had sex for buy ins etc. and never would.
So like I said in my other post... there is some truth to Mark's story and a lot of BS. The whole thing about anal was all a joke based on what this person replied to me.



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Just curious: if Mark had won the bet, what would he have gotten?



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LOLOLOLOL... I would have dressed up in a French maid's outfit and cleaned his house topless.


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does anyone else think that these two posts might be the only ones where brandi is telling the truth? i could see the whole anal thing being an obvious joke at the time that mark told because of how outrageous it would sound in the post. but then again nothing brandi may have said would surprise me after seeing her recent posts.

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I agree with this. I'm sure that Brandi's a lying, manipulative bitch that uses men for money, and I'm sure she busted Newhizzle's account while he was down playing live/sleeping, but I think Mark was exaggerating just a little bit on the anal thing.

I think a handjob is the extent of the action that he got, and that the anal thing was totally a joke on Brandi's part. The fact is that he got completely played here, so it makes sense that he'd play up certain aspects of the story to make it sound like he wasn't just getting led on.

[boomshakalaka]

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Never trust anyone with the word "Captain" in their name.

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Even him?


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Let's not forget


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always seemed like an upstanding bearer of the title to me..

[rwesty]

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POSTER: BrandiRose

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I never offered him anal. I asked someone (who I will not name) if he would back me for a satellite. He sent me back a message saying that if I had anal with him he would. I was in the car with Mark when this happened. I never have had sex for buy ins etc. and never would.
So like I said in my other post... there is some truth to Mark's story and a lot of BS. The whole thing about anal was all a joke based on what this person replied to me.



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Just curious: if Mark had won the bet, what would he have gotten?



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LOLOLOLOL... I would have dressed up in a French maid's outfit and cleaned his house topless.


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does anyone else think that these two posts might be the only ones where brandi is telling the truth? i could see the whole anal thing being an obvious joke at the time that mark told because of how outrageous it would sound in the post. but then again nothing brandi may have said would surprise me after seeing her recent posts.

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I agree with this. I'm sure that Brandi's a lying, manipulative bitch that uses men for money, and I'm sure she busted Newhizzle's account while he was down playing live/sleeping, but I think Mark was exaggerating just a little bit on the anal thing.

I think a handjob is the extent of the action that he got, and that the anal thing was totally a joke on Brandi's part. The fact is that he got completely played here, so it makes sense that he'd play up certain aspects of the story to make it sound like he wasn't just getting led on.

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i think there's a decent chance they had sex. just that the whole sex for money thing was clearly just a "joke" to them because brandi's "obviously" not a prostitute.

[JayTee]

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All: A lot of you have mentioned Mark beating 200/400 and 400/800 and stuff. I have no idea if he is good enough to do that, but I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have enough hands at those limits for anyone to know whether or not he can likely beat those games. As far as watching his play, there are very few people qualifieed to make an assessment based on that, and I haven't seen them chime in in this thread.



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El D,

Aba chimed in earlier and said something along the lines of Newhizzle being profitable in any game other than shorthanded 1K/2K vs. Antonius and TLK. I know he is a NL player, but he has said he played high stakes limit in the past.

[HesseJam]

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Who is going to make the new version?

Brandy, You're a Fine Girl, by Kenny Chesney

There's a port, on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes
There's a girl in this harbor town
And she works laying whiskey down
They say Brandy fetch another round
She serves them whiskey and wine.

The sailors say
"Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea."

Brandy wears a braided chain
Made of finer silver from the north of spain
A locket that bears the name of man that Brandy loves
He came on a summer's day
Bringing gifts from far a way
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home.

The sailors say
"Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea."




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Brandi, You're a Trip By Brown Thumb

There's a card room, in Tennessee
Were she plays hundreds of hands for free,
Lonely sailors stop in then go away
But their Captain is here to stay.
There's a girl in this little town
And she cannot lay her gutshots down
They say Brandi buy another rack,
If your broke, take a Lil' Captain in the back.

The rounders say
"Brandi, you're a fine girl
but a good wife you could never be
How can I have a wife that steals from me?

Brandi wears a braided chain
To remind her of the Captain's purple vein.
The day she had her aces cracked, and got a poke right in the back.
He came on a summer's day
He came again, then went astray.
But he made it clear he wouldn't pay
Now her Beamers' towed away.

The rounders say
"Brandi, you're a fine girl
but a good wife you could never be
when your crotch smells like Chicken of the Sea.

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This is gold but pre newhizzles first post. I'd like to request an updated version from Brown Thumb.

[Rottersod]

Man, I just read the excellent summary on the other thread since I can't fathom wanting to read 1100 posts (that's what missing 1 friggin day does), and from the summary getting to read the earlier threads in September and I can't believe how much this reminds me of a 2 year relationship I had back in college.

This girl pulled all the same crap with me: cutting herself, telling lies to me about going on a trip and then when it was supposed to take place she'd claim she was too sick, trying to get pregnant, and making up trysts when we had a fight only to tell me later that she had lied about them. Wow. Thank god we didn't have the internet back then! I finally broke up with her once and for all by leaving the US to go live overseas and we lost touch. A few years after I got back I read an article in the newspaper about how she was sued by her former employer for pulling a "fatal attraction" with her boss.

[entertainme]

Wow. Amazing how this thread has brought out the lurkers. Random thoughts:

- Assani: Have to disagree with Diablo on the open mind issue. You should be able to form some opinion with this much information out there. Mushy as applesauce. (My instinct tells me Diablo doesn't actually agree with you either, but it suits his purpose here well to post as if your position is reasonable.)

- bettygs: You say that you're used to attitude at the poker table as a woman. 2p2 is one huge poker table and you're outnumbered gender wise about 500 to 1...with no floor staff...no security...and almost everyone is anonymous. Are you starting to get the picture? If you're going to be surprised or take offense at the locker room atmosphere, this really isn't the place for you.

- Dementia: If you would consider a return to Jack Bauer I would find great comfort in the familiarity. We finished season 5 tonight. 24 crack withdrawal bites.

- The only thing surprising about the Tom Franklin account is that it didn't happen much sooner. (Umm, btw pay up Fiji.)

If my family is reading this, please be advised that there will likely be no Christmas this year considering I have to sit at my desk to finish work before I can go shopping.

Seriously, give Santa a break. Can we schedule the rest of the Trainwreck for after the holiday? (Do it for the children.)

This thread should be required reading for anyone considering playing poker as anything more than an occasional hobby.

The Poker Mom

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All: the issue of whether brandi will pay newhizzle back once she builds her bankroll is irrelevant. do you see why?

[MyTurn2Raise]

I'm beginning to like Assani more and more...
he never goes with the flow....
he's always stirring the pot...

I disagree with him in most threads, but the guy is becoming someone whose posts I like to read.