He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread)

[sightless]

meh

[Eeegah]

Poker is rigged.

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, UTG folds.

Flop: (7.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, MP2 calls, Button folds.

Turn: (4.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, MP2 calls.

River: (6.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, MP2 checks.

Final Pot: 6.75 BB

[Harv72b]

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How bad do you have to be to 6-bet a KQJT9 board, without broadway? Why is my buddy list broke?

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They obviously both thought it was a 3-way chop (straight on board, right?), and hey--it's fun to raise! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[macdaddy991]

Sweetest Pot Ever. This is why casinos are so fun.

Bally's Poker Room (I hate Ballys, but my friend wanted to smoke.) Live Hold Em 2/4

Hero is button with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

UTG calls, UTG+1 raises, MP1 calls,MP2 calls MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 3 bets, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero caps, all call

Flop, (32 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

(Hero gets a little wood)
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets, MP1 calls,MP2 calls MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 3 bets, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero caps, all call

Turn (32 BB) 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

UTG checks, UTG+1 bets,2 fold,MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero raises, 3 fold, UTG+1 calls,MP3 calls, CO calls

River (40BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

All check to hero, hero bets, all call.

Final Pot 44 BB.

UTG showed AA
MP3 and CO show the other 2 8's

Hero doubles his stack in one hand.

[Harv72b]

He was unknown. That's why I didn't 3-bet.

And the table (what there was of it) was extremely loose/passive preflop. That's why I limped 97s UTG.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero calls, MP calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (4 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (3.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

River: (7.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 9.50 BB
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: 9.50 BB, between Hero and SB.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by Hero (9.50 BB).</font>

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 9h 7h (full house, eights full of nines).
SB has Js 2d (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.50 BB. </font>

[@bsolute_luck]

i'm running a theory that UB rewards crappy cards. i had just gotten runner-runnered by a double-gutshot, a fullhouse, and a BDFD (2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] cold caller no less)- so i was in a commical tilt-kinda mood. All hands are full ring $1/$2.
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Hand #1
Hero is Button with 22
folded to MP1, MP1 limps, folded to Hero, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls, MP1 calls.

i wish i had the chat transcript. being on tilt i told everyone to call me here.

Flop5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, <font color="red">Hero who knows there's no way in sam-hell his hand is good BETS</font>, everyone calls.

Turn2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero says in chat "oop i just sucked out i have 22"
checks around, <font color="red">Hero bets</font>, everyone calls [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

River5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Sb checks, <font color="red">BB bets</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

BB shows 57 offsuit. MHIG- glad i didn't have AA here eh? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Hand #2
Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
folded to Button, <font color="red">Button raises</font>, Sb folds, Hero calls.

Flop T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero checks, <font color="red">Button bets</font>, Hero calls

Turn Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero checks, <font color="red">Button bets</font>, Hero calls

River 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="red">Hero bets</font>, Button calls

Button shows A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. i suckout good [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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and Hand #3

Hero is MP1 with 66
folded to Hero, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, folded to MP3, MP3 cold calls, folded to Button, <font color="red">Button 3-bets</font>, folded to Hero, Hero calls, <font color="red">MP3 caps?!?!?!</font>, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP3 bets</font>, button folds, Hero calls

hero says in chat "i should probably fold, but i'm gonna try and get my suckout."

TurnT[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP3 bets</font>, Hero calls

River 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP3 goes all in</font>, Hero figures he's all in what's a couple more cents [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] and calls.

Villain shows AQo. MHIG- go figure [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Saint_D]

Party Poker 0.50/1.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(9 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (11.00 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB calls, BB folds, MP2 calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (9.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, SB calls, MP2 calls, Hero calls.

River: (13.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Jh Ad (high card ace.)
MP2 has As 9h (a pair of nines.)
Hero has Kc Ts (a pair of kings.)
Button has Jc Qc (a pair of queens.)
Hero wins 12.75 BB.
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[DerFleisch]

Party Poker .50/1 (6 max, 5 handed)

Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

UTG folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB folds, Hero checks.

Flop (2.5 SB): 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero checks, CO folds.

Total Pot: 2.5 SB

[MrWookie]

I'm currently losing money with AA, but I am able to take it down with 9 high.

Absolute Poker 2/4 6 max

UTG Limps, 3 folds, SB completes, and I check in the BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].

Flop comes A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Checked around.

Turn comes 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Checked around.

River comes A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Checked around.

SB shows 73s. I show 92o. UTG mucks 44, and I administer the brutal suck out.

[Saint_D]

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... I administer the brutal suck out. (with 9 high)

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Pure comic gold.