***OFFICIAL*** uNL BBV thread: September

[kaz2107]

brag: drunk off tha new miller chill. which is tha nutz ldo
beat: have had the hiccups for like an hour
beat: had to retype this like 5 times so i dont get made fun of for "needs a spell checker"

[thing85]

Miller Chill is alright - I like how it's kind of sweet, but after maybe 2 bottles, I'm sick of it.

[absoludicrous]

STOP REWARDING THESE [censored] NEANDERTHALS. JESUS CHRIST.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $53.70
Hero (BB): $86.50
UTG: $48.75
MP: $48.15
CO: $50.00
BTN: $50.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $1.75</font>, SB folds, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.75) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2.00</font>, BTN calls $2.00

Turn: ($7.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $7.75</font>, BTN calls $7.75

River: ($23.25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $75.00</font>, BTN calls all-in for $38.90
Uncalled bet of $36.10 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $101.05 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$47.65)
Hero had 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ([4s 4c] three of a kind, Fours) and LOST (-$50.40)

[DarkMagus]

is this standard?

Prima Poker skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.20
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $19.63
CO: $20.00
Hero: $19.80
SB: $23.96
BB: $18.20

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $1.6</font>, Hero calls, SB folds, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($6.5, 4 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $5.45</font>, CO folds, Hero calls, BB folds.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($17.4, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $6</font>, UTG calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($29.4, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $6.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $6.58</font>.
Uncalled bets: $0.17 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $42.56
UTG shows 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero shows 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

[absoludicrous]

YAY. Let's take a shot, sit at the 3 most profitable, loose, maniacal tables in all of 50NL on FTP, and lose 4.5 buy ins. Very cool, very [censored] cool.

I'm so [censored] steamed right now, I have to work at 6 am, it's 11:30 pm and I'm stuck a [censored] load.

[Bad Beat Maker]

[x] All posts less than .... my shoes.

[xeanatic]

Brag: finally got the tilter

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $24.50
BB: $25.00
UTG: $18.70
Hero (MP): $38.55
CO: $38.00
BTN: $27.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $1.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $1.50</font>, BTN calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.35) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.50</font>, BTN calls $3.50

River: ($12.35) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets all-in for $21.40</font>, Hero calls $21.40

Pot Size: $55.15 ($2.70 Rake)

BTN had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Deuces) and LOST (-$27.40)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$25.05)

[ajmargarine]

I like when this happens:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $133.00
BB: $106.35
UTG: $115.80
MP: $174.05
CO: $100.00
Hero (BTN): $181.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, SB calls $3.00, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($10.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($10.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">BB bets $7.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $35.00</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $88.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $129.50</font>, Hero calls $41.50

River: ($276.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $276.50 ($3 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Queen high) and LOST (-$133.00)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, King high) and WON (+$140.50)

[kurto]

Yeah... it hurts my brain just seeing that hand. I always wish I was friends with someone who played like this so I could get some insight into what goes on in their heads during a hand like this.

When I'm in a hand like this... its not just the loss of the hand that bothers me, its the loud pop that goes off in my head when I try to put myself into the head of my opponent.

[absoludicrous]

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah... it hurts my brain just seeing that hand. I always wish I was friends with someone who played like this so I could get some insight into what goes on in their heads during a hand like this.

When I'm in a hand like this... its not just the loss of the hand that bothers me, its the loud pop that goes off in my head when I try to put myself into the head of my opponent.

[/ QUOTE ]


I honestly have no idea how anyone with a brain could possibly play a hand like this. It's baffling.