Female on Paxil, Things have changed - Page 34

El Diablo · #**331** 03-26-2006, 06:02 PM

Doc,

"Starting around 6-7 AM, when I am awake I am running my hands on her back, legs, arms, shoulders, hair, etc. (maneuvering into the ‘spoon’ as much as possible)"

OK, so your A-game move is to grope a girl who is asleep. Classy.

" So I start the whole rubbing thing. Multiple attempts to go underneath her pants are rejected, so I stay outside."

Helpful hint. That's not a good sign.

"INTERESTING NOTE: Until I told her, she apparently was not aware that I wasn’t able to get it up"

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA, uh, wrong. If she wanted her hand anywhere near your cock, she would know if you're hard or not.

"I ask her if she came"

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

"Finally, we call it quits"

You didn't do anything.

“no i stopped you because it was like a billion degrees and i was sweaty, my hair is disgusting etc etc”

No, she stopped you because she never had any intention of having any real sexual contact with you, but does like the idea of a gay guy caressing her and stuff.

Doc, as the other poster said, there's a pretty good chance that you're gay, even though you might not be sexually aware enough to fully realize this yet. No worries, sooner or later you'll run into some guy who can make a white Russian just the way you like them and from then it's just a matter of time.

Doc7 · #**332** 03-26-2006, 06:29 PM

Dude. She pushed my hand into her crotch and we went at it for like 20 minutes. you're reading this all wrong.

how did I become the douchebag here?

Blarg · #**333** 03-26-2006, 06:38 PM

Something about "pounding" a white Russian sounds very funny to me. Like slamming a Shirley Temple or something.

El Diablo · #**334** 03-26-2006, 07:13 PM

Doc,

Did your hand go under her underwear?

Doc7 · #**335** 03-26-2006, 07:16 PM

it did not

Magellan · #**336** 03-26-2006, 07:55 PM

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Alas, it did not

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FYP.

siccjay · #**337** 03-26-2006, 08:03 PM

Next time you see her put the moves on her. If she denies anything sexual then its BUSTO!

HubertCumberdale · #**338** 03-26-2006, 08:09 PM

How could you expect her to have come when you aren't even rubbing under her pants?

El Diablo · #**339** 03-26-2006, 08:28 PM

Doc,

Try this experiment. Have a few white russians w/ a gay dude. Give him a hug. Put your hand in his back pocket. See if you get wood.

bigt2k4 · #**340** 03-26-2006, 08:41 PM

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How could you expect her to have come when you aren't even rubbing under her pants?

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Ya, I think the best line was did you cum? when all he's doing is rubbing her area over top of shorts and panties