How many 5 year-olds..... - Page 34

Tron · #**331** 02-22-2005, 02:34 PM

I'm so glad this thread is back.

Shajen · #**332** 02-22-2005, 02:35 PM

you seriously should read all the responses. There's some comedic gold in this thread.

lucas9000 · #**333** 02-22-2005, 02:37 PM

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this thread needs to be stickied.

MattSuspect · #**334** 02-22-2005, 03:26 PM

Sneaking in at work...this thread is da bomb. It was the running joke of my trip this weekend to montreal. But 5 yr olds was replaced with...
17 yr old girls, Canadian prostitutes, Strippers, Mounties, etc.

And in some instances, the verb was different..

htc1278 · #**335** 02-22-2005, 06:17 PM

I'm pretty sure I could take 65-80 w/out weapons and if given the option for a weapon I would take a gas powered lawnmower and chop them up all Dead Alive style. There's no way they could pull the start cord on theirs or lift it high enough to hurt me.

I'd back up towards a corner and destroy them all--until I was out of gas...

lucas9000 · #**336** 02-22-2005, 06:38 PM

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I'm pretty sure I could take 65-80 w/out weapons and if given the option for a weapon I would take a gas powered lawnmower and chop them up all Dead Alive style. There's no way they could pull the start cord on theirs or lift it high enough to hurt me.

I'd back up towards a corner and destroy them all--until I was out of gas...

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but remember that would put you in a room roughly the size of a basketball court with not only 65-80 five year olds, but also 65-80 lawnmowers. you wouldn't be able to manuever yours, and you'd get tired pretty quick trying to carry and swing it around.

Fratony · #**337** 02-22-2005, 06:54 PM

I think using the 5y/o's as weapons is a rather intelligent idea. I bet if you got a hold of one you could swing those things pretty damn fast, and toss them too.

htc1278 · #**338** 02-22-2005, 06:56 PM

I think that once my arms and shoulders got tired I would resort to the bullrush/slam heads off walls method (although this is definitely where the other lawnmowers as obstacles creates a great problem). Would there be any of those Maury Povich 300lb 5 year olds to contend with?

MattSuspect · #**339** 02-27-2005, 10:59 PM

bump....for the children.

bholdr · #**340** 02-27-2005, 11:20 PM

this thread should be made sticky, as an example of the kind of discourse new posters in oot should aspire to.

best thread EVER, ANYWHERE!