banging chicks from myspace.com

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Holy sweet jebus, this is mfing HILARIOUS!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brian and Chuddo have just brought this thread back to life. Keep up the good work Brian - your lack of standards is indeed amazing.

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Brian, this is awesome stuff. There's no way I'd ever drop my standards that low, but I haven't banged any chicks from myspace.com lately either.

[JP OSU]

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LMAO, this is awesome...

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I tried some new ones tonight

I sent out a bunch of these which I think could be good

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OMG!!! Stop Stalking me

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one of these which is meh at best

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I'm not lame, enjoy drinking vodka and making out. What do you have going on?

Jeremy

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and this which I really like
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I've started using cu nt in place of fu ck, like I can't cu nting believe that or get the cu nt out of here etc.

you seem cool as cu nt

Jeremy

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too easy I'm bored but I did ok I think. Im going to feel bad for not replying anymore.

from her profile

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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet a guy who actually cares, honest, and will appreciate a good asian girl who knows how take care of her man. Just an all arond nice guy. And if your just looking for some ass I'm not your gurl, so you can move on. Please don't get to know me and then thats it, I could always use just a friend.

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from the bottom up

i'm still at work trying to look busy, and i'm glad you found me : )



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeremy
Date: Aug 9, 2006 5:03 AM

thanks,

I can't sleep for some reason tonight so I decided to spend my time cyber flirting.

how about you?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: T!n@ T
Date: Aug 9, 2006 5:01 AM

i like you pix, so what are you doing up early?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeremy
Date: Aug 9, 2006 5:00 AM

right as am I but still gotta have that ass.

I don't think I'm a tease, maybe coy but not a tease.

are you?



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From: T!n@ T
Date: Aug 9, 2006 4:56 AM

yes but i'm looking for more than just ass

are you just another tease? j/k : )


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From: Jeremy
Date: Aug 9, 2006 4:46 AM

What if a guy is honest, caring and can appreaciate a good girl but he is also looking for ass? I mean we all need ass at one point or another Tina.

Jeremy

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Wow, that girl's got a *lot* of self-respect. As someone with all kinds of sympathy/empathy for overweight people, this girl deserves the mockery she's receiving.

I admire Brian's heterosexuality. I mean, I'm totally straight, but you have to be *REALLY* straight to be willing - nay, TRYING - to bang that monstrosity. Brian is clearly a man who *loves* vagina.

-bb.

[Hopey]

Good luck and godspeed. Give the SIF a thrust for me.

[TimM]

Hmmm, I got a friend request from this one: NSFW. Looks like she may have some of the skills I'm looking for, but I'll have to pass.

[His Boy Elroy]

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Hmmm, I got a friend request from this one: NSFW. Looks like she may have some of the skills I'm looking for, but I'll have to pass.

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Haha, there's jizz in her mouth.

[miajag]

I am newly single for the first time in about 5 years and got bored yesterday and did a little browsing and trolling.

I've been messaging back and forth with this somewhat cute 20-year-old and she seems interested in hanging out:



Her profile makes reference to past suicide attempts. I'm guessing it would be a faux pas to use "YSSCKY" in casual conversation?