banging chicks from myspace.com

[ianlippert]

This pic is begging to be photoshopped.

Thanks for reviving this thread!

[Emmitt2222]

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I wasn't sure how OOT would take the shameless poking fun of a poor, fat girl, so I didn't include this one at first. I can't stop laughing every time I see it though, so I just have to share (same girl):



Yeah, I'm going to hell.

I wish I could have participated in this when the thread was still alive; it certainly took the first guy long enough to get laid. I'd have done whatever needed to be done to seal the first deal, and as you can see, I probably will do it anyways. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-Brian

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OMFG, way over 3000 posts and this could be the best one. LMFAO over here.

Guess I'll see you in hell.

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Brian,

I have read good chunks of this thread along the way and it was just ok, but you have made it really really awesome. I am laughing so hard right now. Keep up the good work.

[nation]

Brian,

I hope you don't mind, but I'm about to start emailing many girls with the "hi, i'm not lame and i like to make out." results to follow.

-nation

[Brian]

My lame Paint attempt, [censored] letters get blurry when I save it, oh well.



-Brian

[EDIT]: Nation, ask [censored], I stole it from him! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] It's working pretty well so far for me. [censored] is a much more clever man than I, my favorite quote from this thread is:

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nah just kidding

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Amanda
Date: Dec 11, 2005 12:31 AM

Awesome
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 12:20 AM

I love god with all my heart too

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Heres one I'm working on right now where the I'm not lame/make out line seems to have worked:




Definitely a SIF, but she looks pretty fine next to her friend.

Date: Aug 8, 2006 9:37 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject RE: RE: RE: oi
Body: hello!! yeah i can go by manda or mandy..which ever you prefer. oh...gotcha..on the lame thing.

im goin to southwest first bc i am going to wrk and do college and all...and i will study dentistry..and as 4 u what is your self employment?

btw..thnks 4 the comment..your cute 2.



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From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 9:32 PM

Hey again, Amanda. You go by anything other than Amanda? Manda? Mandy? Amy? As for the lame thing, well I just wanted to go ahead and get that part out of the way, and perhaps distinguish myself slightly from the rest of the male population. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I'm not in college; I've been self-employed since I finished high school. What are you planning to study and which college are you going to?

Btw, you're cute.

-Brian

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 8:55 PM

hey brian!! first..y would you think that i thought u r lame? second..my baby is cute but daisy is also just as cute!! and third..i like to make out too... lol!! first day of class is the 28th. and you?


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From: Brian
Date: Aug 7, 2006 11:48 PM

Hey Amanda, I'm Brian. I'm not [censored] lame, I like to make out, and my baby Daisy is way cuter than your baby chee chee. Ok, that last part was a lie - Daisy is only slightly cuter. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Have you started back to school yet?

-Brian

[kyleb]

You've gotta stop with the perfect spelling/grammar. Otherwise, awesome.

[Brian]

ya ur right, i try to type like this sometimes. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] i think most of my first batches of emails looked like this, but i changd for sum reason. gotta revert back, its a bad habit

-Brian

[TheDudeAbides]

Also, cocks.

Gold.

[Bork]

Whats wrong with perfect spelling and grammar? Don't gals get wet for it?

[[censored]]

Kind of suprised this one didnt go anywhere

Kongy
Date: Aug 6, 2006 3:58 PM
Subject totally understand
Body: I read your list of lame questions that guys have sent you and I totally get where you're coming from. I mean so what if just about everyone of your pics is you in some sexy pose or you drawing attention to your boobs etc . Since when does doing things to draw attention give someone the right to think you would want that type of attention. In my world babe, Never! It must be so frustrating for someone who has gone out of her way to provide what kind of guitar and what type of sex siren you are to be sent such contentless trash focused on nothing but sex. Some people!

So anyways I really liked your pics and I have a web cam so do you wanna cyber tonight......

Jeremy

[Brian]

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Great sh!t [censored], glad to see you're still in the game.

-Brian