**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[marvin_1935]

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I dont want to start a new thread because I'm sure this has been discussed millions of times. I just sat down for a session so I dont have time to butcher a search. Is there another way to play this or is this just how it goes?

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP ($53.10)</font>
CO ($52.85)
Button ($14.75)
SB ($51.55)
BB ($57.25)
Hero ($49.25)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, MP calls $2, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($6.25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $4</font>, MP calls $4, BB folds.

Turn: ($14.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $9</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $47.1 (All-In)</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $70.35

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. MP wins $70.35. </font>

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standard

[EMc]

Well, another lovely shot at 100nl down the [censored] TUBES!

My WTSD with AA-QQ-31%
Of the 114 pairs during my shot, 5 sets, 1 saw showdown.
2 flushes, 2 straights.
Overall, 20WTSD, 35% W$SD.

Overall, 2k hands, -10ptbb/100. As this lovely graph shows, I dont think I won a hand after hand 1260.




As I said, many of you really do not appreciate how well you run. My graph would be straight up too if I had a day once a week where Im like up 5 buy ins: Set, set, flush, TPTK. set. O WOWOW I AM THE NEXT ABA LOOK AT ME!!!

[matrix]

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many of you really do not appreciate how well you run.

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QFT.

thats a very [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] graph Ed.

in other news I am now robusto - and will be pwning $50NL from tomorrow once again - fair warning [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[matrix]

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here was a hand I played with MP while arguing with my girlfriend.

Conclusion: I hate women.

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Spurious conclusion.

The lesson to draw from this that distractions while you play are -EV.

Plying any game where a lot depends on you being very UN-emotional and making calucated decisions when you are in any kind of mental state other than happy and relaxed is -------EV.

Get Laid and then play the next session relaxed with a goofy grin on your face = +++++EV.

Conclusion: Don't hate women [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[jonyy6788]

SORRY ED FOR POSTING THIS.....

[EMc]

enjoy your week off

[Xanta]

I could probably enjoy a week if I had $500 to spend [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[jonyy6788]

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enjoy your week off

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it's what you get for running goot at SSNL bracketology

[EMc]

Ill trade you yo!

[fees]

wowwwwwwww i have a day report..
k so I get into school so me and mom go out to celebrate, on the way out of the restraunt, mom falls dislocates her finger, and is so much pain that she nearly passes out. take her to hospital etc, (which btw hospital was a [censored] [censored] of an ordeal) so like 4 hours (hospitals are teh slow) and $40 worht of parkinglot fees later we get home, at which time internet is obv down so im like [censored] it... i go get hammered, get back, internet is working so i go onto epass to see balance (should be 600) its 0, i check AP, it says payment approved, so they approved and obv didnt ship it, awsome no pstars. k so apparently ipot is raping me in hands challenge but pstars is raping him back so hahaha. ANYWAY after an hour of proding around for the [censored] pstars skin and having no luck I'm here to ask someone to hook me up with the good pstars skin. I assume emc/johnny know so please help out, the zoo is dogshit their mod has like 17 posts.

THANKS uNL