Best Quick Joke you know

[Losing all]

What do you call a 3 foot Mexican woman







Consuelow

[CalledDownLight]

What do you do when your dishwasher is broken?
<font color="white"> smack that bitch </font>

[zac7179]

Whats the worse thing about eating a vegetable?





















Putting her back into the wheelchair

[StringerB]

Rodney Dangerfield:

This girl I've been seeing calls me up and says "Come on over - nobody's home."

So I go over........ NOBODY WAS HOME!

[EaglesRB]

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: no eye deer

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A: still no eye deer

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia?

A: still no [censored]' eye deer


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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no genitalia, no ears and on holiday?

A: Definitely still no [censored]' eye deer
<font color="white">(deaf in italy for the slower members of the group)</font>

[thedorf]

so this dyslexic walks into a bra.

[Grasshopp3r]

What is Jesse Jackson's cure for unemployment?

In white: <font color="white">Expand the NBA to 5,000 teams. </font>

[jawhoo]

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[dizong]

Fatty and Skinny went to bed,
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead

Confucius say:
- Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger
- Man with one chopstick go to bed hungry

Probably the cleanest jokes in this entire thread

[nath]

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I don't even understand how most of these are "jokes". They're just... horrible.