banging chicks from myspace.com

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QUESTION:

Did OP ever hook up?

FWIW this thread is over 6 months old now

[Bork]

Ok I am newly single and this seems like a good way to chase pussy, so I spent a few hours today crafting what I hope is an appealing profile. Only problem is I have zero friends listed and I dont think my actual friends have myspace pages. How do I fill out the list, so I don't look lonely and desperate?

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post your profile here and people will add you.

[Bork]

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post your profile here and people will add you.

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Alright here it is: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=96435615

Thanks in advance to those who add me. Also any critcism or advice is greatly appreciated.

[Vehn]

well if you're making a profile to bang chicks and not just have friends look at it:

remove some of the scenic pictures, a couple are ok, some are boring though

get more of you/more of you with your friends. don't overdo it.

Your Weakness: Shyness

remove asap

Your Fears: Betrayal, Loneliness

WOW do not ever say you're lonely, the worst thing you can come off as is desperate.

Thoughts First Waking Up: Depends if I am alone.
Your Best Physical Feature: Judge for yourself ;p

a little gay

Your Most Missed Memory: The feeling of excitement, contentment, belonging, and trust from a new love.
Do you want to get Married: Ya, if I meet the women of my dreams [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

very gay

Do you belive in yourself: Now and then.
Do you think you are Attractive: Now and then.

ugh. correct answer is "of course" but in a cocky/funny way

In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No

make this something c/f.

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: All good.
Favourite Hair Color: They all work for me.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever style works for them.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0

this smacks of desperate/unsure/not confident

if you insist on using those surveys just stick it in your blog entry so its not right out there in the open.

[Bork]

Alright, I'll just delete that whole gay thing plus a couple scenic pics. Working on getting some more pics of me, but I gotta wait on my lazy friends to send them to me. Thanks a ton for the input.

Still need friend requests, having no friends isn't gonna cut it.

[TimM]

I added you, and you can probably just add all the obvious poker players in my friends list, as long as they have some way to recognize you as a 2+2er.

[Bork]

Jesus effing Christ, first night of this and I got a lonely, drunk, (possibly crazy) girl inviting me over.


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"drinking..watching my best friend and her new boyfriend make out and being lonely lol were gonna go on a walk soon to her house and get her money and then to get cigs but all night ive been attempting to get ppl to come over and hang out around a fire in my back yard with us...what are you up to this fine evening?"

This thing is a goldmine. Will report back.

[Brian]

Grats dude. I haven't had a single girl cold message me yet. I wish I could link my profile but most of the girls I am working on at the moment are on my friends list, so I'm not quite ready for trainwreck. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] In the future, I won't be adding any girls to my friends list so that I can share my profile openly.

So far, the biggest "in" I have found for making the transition from friends list add to real life hook-up is to fill out that [censored] girls are always posting on their Bulletins. Usually its some sort of a questionaire, with questions like "would u kiss me" or "do you have a crush on me" or "am i a [censored] [censored], check here for yes/here for no". This might be a bad idea as it shows a lot of interest, so I wouldn't do it for every girl, just the fat/ugly ones who probably have no one else fill one out for them and feel extra special when you do it.

-Brian

[EDIT]: Btw, this [censored] is a lot harder work than I thought it was gonna be. I think LazyMeatball said it best, after reading about 5 of these girls' profiles, I have a headache and have to take a break.

[TIEdup14]

Added ya bork (tiedup14) but I think your pictures make it seem like you're in a relationship with that girl who's in almost all of them