Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[Gelford]

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SnGs are evil.

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Hehe ... yep [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Chomp]

Ok, listen up you miserable bastards. This is my 1600th post...therefore, it is like my birthday, right? It's my Party and I cry if I want to, yeah? You cannot deny my indulgence on my PB moment can you?

No, you can't. You will read this and respond, for example, by saying things like: "Wow man, even by the standards of beats, that's bad" or "Wow, spooky coincidental beats, dude".

MMMMk? Thanks.

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I swear to Electrical Jesus these hands happened at EXACTLY the same moment...as I was contemplating extraction from Donkey A, I was executing extraction from Donkey B and vica versa. Not a word of a lie. Simultaneous.

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Button <font color="#C00000">Hero ($61.90)</font>
SB <font color="#C00000">SB ($43.89)</font>
BB ($46.72)
UTG ($50.85)

Preflop: Hero is on the Button with J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
1 fold, Hero raises to 2, SB raises to 6.50, 1 fold, Hero calls 4.75.

Flop (14.00) 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB bets 8.50, Hero raises to 22, SB moves all-in for 28.64, Hero calls 15.14.

Turn (88.28) 7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

River (88.28) 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]<font color="blue"> &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha</font>

Hero shows J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB shows 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]<font color="blue"> &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha</font>

SB wins 88.28 with Three of a kind, Nine's

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Button ($55.70)
SB <font color="#C00000">SB ($50.40)</font>
BB ($10)
UTG <font color="#C00000">Hero ($76.25)</font>
UTG+1 ($112.35)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero raises to 2, 2 folds, SB calls 1.75, 1 fold.

Flop (4.50) 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB checks, Hero bets 3.50, SB calls 3.50.

Turn (11.50) 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB checks, Hero bets 8.50, SB calls 8.50.

River (28.50) 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]<font color="blue"> &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha</font>
SB checks, Hero bets 14, SB moves all-in for 36.40, Hero calls 22.40

Hero shows A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB shows 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]<font color="blue"> &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha</font>

SB wins 101.30 with A fullhouse, Nine's and Eight's

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How very, very, very apt that my literal PB post is a moan. Apt, apt, apt, apt, apt.

I am stepping outside. I may be some time.

[kabouter]

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oh [censored] no... Already lost about 40 buyin in those damn evil satanish sit n go's. Its like whatever I play... Im bound to lose.

simple bubble in a $22 or w/e. I push with KTs, OF COURSE THAT MOFO CALLS WITH J7s AND WINS.

I know thats standard. But im soooo frustrated right now. I lose or breakeven every single session. If I win 2 buyins today, I know I will lose 3 tomorrow.


Bah... I really hate it when people whine about their downswings, and Ive become one of those people. Bah

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Netstorm weren't you the one who told me to see each session as a brand new one, and forget about the last sessions? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Are you still playing 100nl or did you move down, and what site are you playing at now?

Here is a nice youtube song to cheer you up :P, and for all the people who haven't heard this song yet. I really liked the song, but I like the music video even better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo_QVq2lGMs

[Genz]

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Should I use the 7day cool off period from party?


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Yes.
Play an Ego-Shooter. Or a racing game. Or a combination of that (i.e. GTA). But keep it simple.

[netstorm]

@ Kabouter:

I am looking at every session as a new one. But enough is enough. Yesterday for the first tilt got in the way. Today I suffered a few more beats, and I think Its time to stop for the month. I dropped from $200nl (meh, only lost 300 there or so) to $100nl, and will drop to $50 when I start again. Anyhow... enjoy:

[Gelford]

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


You'll be back, don't worry about it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[netstorm]

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[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


You'll be back, don't worry about it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Meh, I dunno. I really cant smile at this point [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I actually clicked the 7 day cooling off thing. So no poker for me for a whole week. We'll see how that goes.

[C4LL4W4Y]

These high and low points are the reason we play. If everything happened the way it was supposed to, this would be a pretty boring game.

[Genz]

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These high and low points are the reason we play. If everything happened the way it was supposed to, this would be a pretty boring game.

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I appreciate and acknowledge that you want to help netstorm, but please, if you take a second, think about what utter [censored] you just wrote. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[kabouter]

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[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


You'll be back, don't worry about it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Meh, I dunno. I really cant smile at this point [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I actually clicked the 7 day cooling off thing. So no poker for me for a whole week. We'll see how that goes.

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If you want we can do a coaching session in which we can point out each others faults after you are ready to play poker again? I'm sure I make a lot but there simply isn't anybody to point them out to me.