** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[Renton]

anyone in the Atlanta area here?

pm me plz

[Kos13]

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hmmm...



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Woah, what happened at ~10K?

[mlane]

MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mlane]

I can't help it I have to watch top chef its gotten ahold of me.

[GrandMelon]

Mini heater at 2/4

[Mike Kelley]

What the heck kind of doomswitch is flipped that I can't get RR'd by the 2nd nutz.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($14.30)
MP1 ($24.40)
MP2 ($21.60)
CO ($31.75)
Button ($14.80)
Hero ($24.75)
BB ($55.85)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, CO calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.75) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $0.25</font>, Hero calls $0.25, BB calls $0.25.

Turn: ($1.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $0.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.5</font>, BB calls $1.50, CO folds.

River: ($5) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $5</font>, BB calls $5.

Final Pot: $15

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 7c Qd (full house, queens full of sevens).
Hero has Qc Js (full house, queens full of jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $15. </font>

[mlane]

wow what the [censored] everytime i 3 bet i get called and pushed on the flop in bvb situations. wtf

[coordi]

and again

PokerStars Game #11854251275: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/09/03 - 17:50:27 (ET)
Table 'Mette III' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: BdHicks ($19.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Millyg ($10.95 in chips)
Seat 4: $-DonDanZ-$ ($10.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Coordi ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: Campbeke ($1.90 in chips)
Seat 7: Hraka ($25 in chips)
Seat 8: Alvadeck ($12.30 in chips)
Campbeke: posts small blind $0.10
Hraka: posts big blind $0.25
faser1176: sits out
sk_limx: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Coordi [Jd Jh]
Alvadeck: calls $0.25
BdHicks: calls $0.25
Millyg: calls $0.25
$-DonDanZ-$: calls $0.25
Coordi: raises $1.75 to $2
Campbeke: folds
Hraka: folds
Alvadeck: calls $1.75
BdHicks: folds
Millyg: calls $1.75
$-DonDanZ-$: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 4h 9s]
BdHicks leaves the table
Alvadeck: bets $1
Millyg: calls $1
Coordi: raises $13 to $14
m1-all joins the table at seat #1
Alvadeck: calls $9.30 and is all-in
Millyg: calls $7.95 and is all-in
m1-all is sitting out
*** TURN *** [6d 4h 9s] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [6d 4h 9s 9h] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Alvadeck: shows [Ac 9c] (three of a kind, Nines)
Coordi: shows [Jd Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
Alvadeck collected $2.55 from side pot
Millyg: mucks hand
Alvadeck collected $32.05 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $36.40 Main pot $32.05. Side pot $2.55. | Rake $1.80
Board [6d 4h 9s 9h Ts]
Seat 1: BdHicks folded before Flop
Seat 3: Millyg mucked [Kc 6s]
Seat 4: $-DonDanZ-$ folded before Flop
Seat 5: Coordi (button) showed [Jd Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 6: Campbeke (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Hraka (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Alvadeck showed [Ac 9c] and won ($34.60) with three of a kind, Nines

[Cry Me A River]

Guess this was like a hail mary play?

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $25.75
BB: $21.85
UTG: $50.00
UTG+1: $43.20
MP1: $48.55
MP2: $24.95
MP3: $49.75
Hero (CO): $52.75
BTN: $87.45

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9 Players)
5 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

Flop: ($4.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.50</font>, SB calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $10.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $20.25</font>, Hero calls $10.25

River: ($52) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $52.00 ($2.55 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$25.75)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Six to Ten) and WON (+$23.70)

[skydancing8]

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Mini heater at 2/4

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By Mini Heater he means, "Somebody just player transfered me 2k."

This has made me think of two things.

1. Why do people hate money.

2. Why do they all give it to GM?