Cheating on your wife

[pnazari]

you guys need to lay off this guy cause he isnt lying to himself or these other women. even if he did turn them down they would get what they are after from someone else...

[lostsoul]

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you guys need to lay off this guy cause he isnt lying to himself or these other women. even if he did turn them down they would get what they are after from someone else...

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Actually I lie to some of them considering I am married. But they do know it is nothing more then one night. Veery very rarely will I lie to a girl and make her think it might be more then one night. But that is extremely rare.

[Paulie Walnuts]

Any more great hook-up stories lostsoul?

[johnnyrocket]

this thread is ridiculous

[lostsoul]

Well I have a few more. I was hoping someone else would pipe in with one of there stories. I am sure I am not the only one of this site that has cheated before.

But anyway. I will go back to a couple of months ago. I was out in san fran for work. I had been there a few times but this time I was out there alone. So I went trolling around a few different bars, and ended up talking to a very attractive girl. 5'9 140, curves in all the right places. very nice lookin body on her. Well we were talking, having a few drinks. I slide the conversation sexual. She is very open to it. I ask her if she wants to get out of there. She says sure. We head back to her place. We get there have a few more drinks and sit on the couch and start to makeout. It gets hot and heavy pretty fast. I lift her shirt off and she had the best looking [censored], 34C, still perky just perfect. She pushes me back on the couch to lay me down. She undue's my pants and gives me hands down the best blow job I have ever had. Incredible. I get hard just thinking about how good it was. It didn't take long before I was blowing my load in her mouth. After that she gets up and walks in to the kitchen gets her and me another drink. I shot it down pretty fast. She hand walks me into the bedroom. She strips me down. Then I go and slide her pants off.

As I slide down her pantie's a penis pops up. It is a [censored] shemale. I was floored. I really had no idea. I have seen alot of TS's, and TV's before but damn. She really was just a girl with a dick. I was floored. I stop in mid tricks. She says"I am sorry I thought u knew" I say"really, how would I known?" She said"well u were in a gay bar".....I start to laugh pick my clothes up and leave.

Brag-I got the best [censored] of my life
Beat-She had a dick
Variance-I spent over two hours in a gay bar and didn't realize it.

[TyFuji]

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Well I have a few more. I was hoping someone else would pipe in with one of there stories. I am sure I am not the only one of this site that has cheated before.

But anyway. I will go back to a couple of months ago. I was out in san fran for work. I had been there a few times but this time I was out there alone. So I went trolling around a few different bars, and ended up talking to a very attractive girl. 5'9 140, curves in all the right places. very nice lookin body on her. Well we were talking, having a few drinks. I slide the conversation sexual. She is very open to it. I ask her if she wants to get out of there. She says sure. We head back to her place. We get there have a few more drinks and sit on the couch and start to makeout. It gets hot and heavy pretty fast. I lift her shirt off and she had the best looking [censored], 34C, still perky just perfect. She pushes me back on the couch to lay me down. She undue's my pants and gives me hands down the best blow job I have ever had. Incredible. I get hard just thinking about how good it was. It didn't take long before I was blowing my load in her mouth. After that she gets up and walks in to the kitchen gets her and me another drink. I shot it down pretty fast. She hand walks me into the bedroom. She strips me down. Then I go and slide her pants off.

As I slide down her pantie's a penis pops up. It is a [censored] shemale. I was floored. I really had no idea. I have seen alot of TS's, and TV's before but damn. She really was just a girl with a dick. I was floored. I stop in mid tricks. She says"I am sorry I thought u knew" I say"really, how would I known?" She said"well u were in a gay bar".....I start to laugh pick my clothes up and leave.

Brag-I got the best [censored] of my life
Beat-She had a dick
Variance-I spent over two hours in a gay bar and didn't realize it.

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WHAT THE [censored]

[4ObliVioN4]

OP just got a little less believeable in my book, but [censored] it I still lol'ed pretty hard. If that's true that is truly classic.

[lostsoul]

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OP just got a little less believeable in my book, but [censored] it I still lol'ed pretty hard. If that's true that is truly classic.

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Oh it is true sad to say. I am glad to entertain. I still find it hard to believe to this day.

[terrapin314]

The only thing that really bothered me about this last post was the, "I get hard still thinking about it".

So, if you are with a shemale unknowningly - are you half gay?


Thanks for the stories, bro. Keep 'em coming. I travel alot for work and have thought alot of about doing this. My damn morality keeps getting in the way.

[En Passant]

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The only thing that really bothered me about this last post was the, "I get hard still thinking about it".

So, if you are with a shemale unknowningly - are you half gay?


Thanks for the stories, bro. Keep 'em coming. I travel alot for work and have thought alot of about doing this. My damn morality keeps getting in the way.

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No, he's just a liar.