**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[thac]

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[tehDiceman]

thanks for the advice guys. what frustrates me the most is that you guys have said the same thing about every video i've posted, "no real problems that i see, you should be crushing the newbs", yet i cant do it for the life of me. maybe my first 30k hands is gonna be uber variance and once i'm through it, it is gonna be a super nasty heater. here's to hoping.

i'll change up my play a little bit in the next session. maybe the villains are just remembering my username or noting me. i've tried to switch to super lagtard occasionally but im too much of a pussy since my BR is so small and i've engrained it into my head that it is bad to limp with 23s on the button. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[jonyy6788]

shot taken

[thac]

lol look who's not a nit anymore

[jonyy6788]

[ QUOTE ]
lol look who's not a nit anymore

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ezier when I don't have retarded [censored] calling stations left/right of me

[kolotoure]

Is one of you guys jacktherack on party?

[thac]

Nope, I'm USA [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[theflyingcow]

Some history (less than an orbit ago):

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.10 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($2.50)
UTG ($6.90)
MP ($9.74)
Hero ($12.42)
SB ($8.27)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $0.10, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.45</font>, SB calls $0.40, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $0.35.

Flop: ($1.45) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1.2</font>, SB folds, MP folds and shows J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].

Final Pot: $2.65

What a NIT!

So I hadn't gone on tilt due to poker the whole month of March, and I usually don't tilt easily, but today, here was a hand I played with MP while arguing with my girlfriend, which proceeded to make me make this tilt call. This hand happened shortly after he showed me the Jacks.

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.10 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($4.66)
Button ($6.75)
SB ($9.19)
Hero ($13.35)
UTG ($5.67)
MP ($9.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.3</font>, SB calls $0.20.

Flop: ($0.60) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.5</font>, SB calls $0.50.

Turn: ($1.60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1.2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $5.2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12.55</font>, SB calls.

River: ($18.40) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $18.40

Of course I knew he had a 5, which happened to just piss me off even more at that moment knowing nothing was going right at the time. At least I knew to quit before swinging preflop with like K4.

Conclusion: I hate women.

[kaz2107]

this is why this is why this is why im HOTT!!!! (i was listenin to this as i donked a 200bb stack off lol)


No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5</font>, CO folds, Button calls, 3 folds.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($12.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $9</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $27</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($66.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $45</font>, Button calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($156.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $123</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $113.88</font>.
Uncalled bets: $9.12 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $384.26
<font color="#000000">Hero Shows Qd As</font>
<font color="#000000">Button Shows 7s 7c</font>





No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $1</font>, 2 folds, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $41</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $213.25</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $148.95</font>.
Uncalled bets: $23.3 returned to Hero.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($382.9, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $382.9)


River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($382.9, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $382.9)


Results:
Final pot: $382.9
<font color="#000000">SB Shows 3h 7h</font>
<font color="#000000">Hero Shows As 8s</font>





Sadly enough this month is wack ass. 2 days played and i that flopped flush is THE ONLY HAND where i have actually won a solid pot. everything else i either get sucked out on or coolered hardcore. im pretty sure i suck hard dick and should just take notes on jonnys 100nl play



ship it for a good start to my month. sigh.

welp imma just play a shitton of hands and grind thru this wack ass [censored] till im good and stop suckin so profusely

/endlife

[ajml]

I dont want to start a new thread because I'm sure this has been discussed millions of times. I just sat down for a session so I dont have time to butcher a search. Is there another way to play this or is this just how it goes?

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP ($53.10)</font>
CO ($52.85)
Button ($14.75)
SB ($51.55)
BB ($57.25)
Hero ($49.25)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, MP calls $2, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($6.25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $4</font>, MP calls $4, BB folds.

Turn: ($14.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $9</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $47.1 (All-In)</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $70.35

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. MP wins $70.35. </font>