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Gib · #**311** 01-20-2007, 09:40 AM

Just wanted to post this 'cause it was a fun hand.

Biggest pot I've ever won.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG raises, 1 fold, Button calls, Hero calls, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, UTG raises, Button 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls, UTG folds, Button calls.

Turn: (13 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Button 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls, Button calls.

River: (23 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, Button raises, Hero calls, BB calls.

Final Pot: 29 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ad 9d (three of a kind, nines).
BB has Kh Ks (two pair, kings and nines).
Button has 9h 5h (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 29 BB. 

Tho I chickened out in the end!!

OziBattler · #**312** 01-20-2007, 10:38 AM

Gib, pussy

free money at paradise. 1/2 tables at 40%vpip. Im drunkard so Im settling for pillaging at 0.5/1. holla.

ps what happened re collusion allegation?

Jago · #**313** 01-20-2007, 12:12 PM

ozi: i'll kick it with you over at paradise soon, i've got $100 in bonuses anyway. i guess i can reduce the amount of sngs i play.

also, whoever said sngs = printing money is full of [censored]. variance blows + i'd get paid more to work at maccas (well, maybe a bit more)

OziBattler · #**314** 01-20-2007, 12:34 PM

well I just cleared hte remainder of my paradise bonus that was sittin there. $90 bonus + $172 = money for me. holla.....robusto me.

had some loser with dumbo in his name (weak tight tag pussy) abusing fish at the table) who had no clue. [censored] TOOL. get a brain and STfU. actually he didnt seem smart enough to be 2+2 but still...dumbo ... u suck and I pwned you on days ending in y. haha loser. sssh Im counting your chips. holla.

Rev. Good Will · #**315** 01-20-2007, 01:17 PM

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Is everyone else's poker stove working? mine "expired" and had to get it from new website.... but www.pokerstove.com is MIA. Hook a brutha up?

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My Personal Stash.

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

I'm never gonna delete the setupfiles for this and pokergrapher, ever.

bbbushu · #**316** 01-20-2007, 03:29 PM

pretty rough day. after losing roughly 70 bets last i played (most at 2/4, a new limit for me) i began today with a huge downswing.

i managed to pull out of it for a fairly meager profit of 10 bb/700 or so but i need to post a few hands here just to blow off the steam.

they're all played against card-carrying members of the ADA, FWIW. they also all happened in the same 15 minute span (which, at 2 tables, feels an awful lot like every hand).

no need to respond, i'm just struggling with poker these last few days. i'd also like to point out that this is only do deal with demons regarding avalanches of tough hands and that i understand none of these are that bad by themselves, etc.

***Hand 1***

Chun li: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Preflop::

UTG calls, one fold Chun li raises to
$2, BT calls, SB folds, BB calls, UTG calls

(8.5 small bets)

Flop:
Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

BB checks, UTG checks Chun li bets
$1, BT calls, BB calls, UTG folds

(5.75 bets)

Turn:
A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

BB checks, Chun li bets $2, BT calls, BB calls

(8.75 bets)

River:
T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

BB checks, Chun li bets $2. BT
raises to $4. BB folds. Chun li re-raises
to $6. BB re-raises to $8. Chun li calls.

Results:
BB shows Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. 

***Hand 2***

Chun li is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Preflop::

Chun li raises to $2, HJ calls, CO
re-raises to $3. three folds Chun li calls. HJ calls.

(10.5 small bets)

Flop:
K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Chun li checks. HJ checks. CO bets $1.
Chun li calls. HJ folds

(6.25 bets)

Turn:
5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chun li checks. CO bets $2. Chun li
raises to $4. CO calls.

River:
6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Chun li bets $2. CO raises to $4. Chun li
calls.

Results:

CO has K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

***Hand 3***

Chun li: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Preflop::

HJ folds. CO calls. BT folds.
SB completes. Chun li raises to $2. They call

(6 small bets)

Flop:
3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

SB checks. Chun li bets $1. CO calls.
SB folds

(4 bets)

Turn:

9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Chun li bets $2. CO raises to $4.
Chun li re-raises to $6. CO re-raises to $8.
Chun li calls.

River: (board: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]):

Chun li checks. CO bets $2. Chun li
calls.

Results:
 CO shows T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].

***Hand 4***

Chun li is OTB 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Preflop::

CO calls. Chun li calls. SB raises to
$2. BB folds. CO calls. Chun li
calls.

(7 small bets)

Flop:
J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

SB bets $1. CO folds Chun li raises
to $2. SB calls.

(5.5 bets)

Turn:
K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

SB checks. Chun li bets $2. SB
raises to $4. Chun li calls.

(9.5 bets)

River:
7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

SB bets $2. Chun li raises to $4. SB
re-raises to $6. Chun li calls.

Results:
 SB shows Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. – I know this seemed obv during the hand to me, too, but this player tried to win every pot ESPECIALLY on the turn and river and I really didn’t think I got three-bet with Q9 or that god would give him/her AQ at this moment….

***Hand 5***

Chun li is HJ J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Preflop::

Chun li raises to $2. CO calls. BT
folds SB calls. BB folds.

(7 small bets)

Flop:
Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

SB checks. Chun li bets $1. CO calls.
SB calls.

(5 bets)

Turn:
5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

SB checks. Chun li bets $2. CO raises
to $4. SB. Chun li calls.

(9 bets)

River:
5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chun li bets $2. CO raises to $4.
Chun li calls.

Results:

CO shows 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] - my river line is bad, I know, but I thought I might have sucked out on 76 or that s/he was just [censored] around.

***Hand 6***

Chun li is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Preflop::

HJ calls, CO calls, BT calls, SB completes, Chun li checks.

(5 small bets)

Flop:
8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

SB checks, Chun li bets $1. HJ
folds. CO folds. BT folds. SB
calls.

(3.5 bets)

Turn:
4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

SB checks Chun li bets $2. SB
calls.

(5.5 bets)

River:
7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

SB checks. Chun li bets $2. SB
raises to $4. Chun li re-raises to $6. SB
re-raises to $8. Chun li calls.

Results:

 SB shows 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. – river is debatable, I know, but I felt too much chance of a straight to just smooth call the check/raise 

***Hand 7*** (a first for me)

Chun li is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Preflop::

HJ raises to $2. two folds SB calls. Chun li calls.

(6 small bets)

Flop:
2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

SB checks Chun li checks. HJ bets $1. SB raises to $2. Chun li calls. HJ re-raises to $3. SB re-raises to $4. Chun li calls. HJ calls.

(9 bets)

Turn:
K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

SB bets $2. Chun li calls. HJ calls.

(12 bets)

River:
J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

SB bets $2. Chun li raises to $4. HJ calls. SB re-raises to $6. Chun li re-raises to $8. HJ calls. SB calls.

(24 bets)

Results:

 HJ has A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB has Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 

okay thanks a lot!
bbbushu

Str8Fish · #**317** 01-20-2007, 03:42 PM

wow the last hand is the worst. Sorry mang. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

sean c · #**318** 01-20-2007, 03:54 PM

chun li needs to sacrifice a live chicken to pacify teh poker gods.

HouseCalls · #**319** 01-20-2007, 04:04 PM

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u suck and I pwned you on days ending in y

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awesome

inferno · #**320** 01-20-2007, 04:22 PM

valuetown fccccker!!

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 84512813
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em (Split Limit) - 14:48:01 20-01-2007 ET
Table 'Premium (6 Max)', 6 seaT:spade max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $5
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Player 1: Small Blind ($2)
Hero: Big Blind ($5)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Hero: [K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Player 3: Fold, Player 4: Fold, Player 5: Fold, Player 6: Fold
Player 1: Raise ($8)
Hero: Raise ($10)
Player 1: Raise ($10)
Hero: Call ($5)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Player 1: Bet ($5)
Hero: Raise ($10)
Player 1: Raise ($10)
Hero: Call ($5)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Player 1: Bet ($10)
Hero: Raise ($20)
Player 1: Call ($10)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Player 1: Check ($0)
Hero: Bet ($10)
Player 1: Call ($10)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Hero: Show Cards ($0)
Player 1: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $127, Rake $3
Summary Player 1: bet $50, won $0, net $-50, HoleCards [T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Summary Hero: bet $60, won $127, net $67, HoleCards [K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]], HiHand [three of a kind, kings] [K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]], won $127 from main pot

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