banging chicks from myspace.com

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Hadn't checked this thread in awhile. I am appalled at how badly so many of you suck at this. Seriously. wtf is with that whole "inside?" [censored], omfg that is so [censored] stupid whoever thought that [censored] up should just hit himself in the face with a [censored] shovel, my god. I just did a quick search of women in my area and found a hot chick who I'd like to have sex with at some point in the future. Here is what I wrote to her:

"Hiya! If you haven't yet browsed through my profile, then you might not know that my name is Chase. Well, it is. Nice t'meetcha, or whatever one calls writing letters at random persons whom one has never met before. I guess this doesn't really qualify as meeting you.

I don't know you, and your profile failed to provide me with any significant clues regarding whether or not I think we'd get along alright. But that's okay, because you did post a pair of pictures that I find absolutely stunning. That's sort of why I'm writing this, because if you are anywhere near as awesome as you are gorgeous, then I think I'd like you one helluva lot.

I do apologize if that seems shallow, and I shouldn't blame you at all if you were to disregard what I've written for that very reason. However, I'd really appreciate it if you wrote back and let me know a bit about yourself. It would kick so much ass if we were to hit it off.

Hopefully I'll talk to you later. Right now I'm going to go make myself a big glass of chocolate milk. Yummy!"

I am considering taking 15-30 minutes or so of my time to make [censored] a profile that I think will score him lots of ass. I lack the motivation right now but maybe sometime in the future.

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dude, you used the phrase "kick so much ass" and the word "yummy" when introducing yourself to a chick over the web and you are knocking someone elses idea?

you should have ended the email with:

"HIGH FIVE"

[The Truth]

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Hadn't checked this thread in awhile. I am appalled at how badly so many of you suck at this. Seriously. wtf is with that whole "inside?" [censored], omfg that is so [censored] stupid whoever thought that [censored] up should just hit himself in the face with a [censored] shovel, my god. I just did a quick search of women in my area and found a hot chick who I'd like to have sex with at some point in the future. Here is what I wrote to her:

"Hiya! If you haven't yet browsed through my profile, then you might not know that my name is Chase. Well, it is. Nice t'meetcha, or whatever one calls writing letters at random persons whom one has never met before. I guess this doesn't really qualify as meeting you.

I don't know you, and your profile failed to provide me with any significant clues regarding whether or not I think we'd get along alright. But that's okay, because you did post a pair of pictures that I find absolutely stunning. That's sort of why I'm writing this, because if you are anywhere near as awesome as you are gorgeous, then I think I'd like you one helluva lot.

I do apologize if that seems shallow, and I shouldn't blame you at all if you were to disregard what I've written for that very reason. However, I'd really appreciate it if you wrote back and let me know a bit about yourself. It would kick so much ass if we were to hit it off.

Hopefully I'll talk to you later. Right now I'm going to go make myself a big glass of chocolate milk. Yummy!"

I am considering taking 15-30 minutes or so of my time to make [censored] a profile that I think will score him lots of ass. I lack the motivation right now but maybe sometime in the future.

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Cool, this brings me to a 4th important point in opener theory.

4. The opener must not make you look like a litte, little, little bitch who will never ever ever score.

blake

p.s. I really do think this is a horrible opener.

[dasani123]

yea seriously, reading that made me feel uncomfortably embarrassed for you.

[The Truth]

I may have been a bit harsh earlier.

let me do an analysis.

The good:

1. You won't piss her off.
2. You probably wont scare her.
3. You expressed interest in her (so you made your point).
4. You got her attention.
5. You were funny (or tried to be, which is often enough)


Some of those may overlap, but i'm tired.

The bad:

1. You really did come off like a little bitch. Girls don't want to date little bitches.

2. This means you are likely to end up in friend zone.

3. You complimented her (which I think is a bad idea in an opener. We'll discuss it in opener theory later)

4. You failed to differentiate yourself from other guys. She sees you as the standard, no date getting loser on the internet. No flare.

5. You take no steps to develop her attraction towards you (besides being nonpushy which is good)

6. You don't seem like a challenge, nor do you establish any kind of self value.

blake

[The Truth]

Oh, I want to add that I am not trying to be condescending.

I'll be the first to admit that my myspace game is undeveloped. This is my first few days playing with it.

I do have some fairly strong game with live girls, so I am trying to branch off of that, but it is NOT the same.

I am hoping we can develop this together, so don't take it personally if I critique.

Just think of it like a game. Chess or poker. We are all trying to improve [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Lets not [censored] up the opener, that should be the easiest part to get down to a science.

blake

[The Truth]

I would like to hear some ideas on what needs to be included/excluded from a profile online. I am kinda lost here, so any theories would be appreciated.

blake

[Spladle]

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dude, you used the phrase "kick so much ass" and the word "yummy" when introducing yourself to a chick over the web and you are knocking someone elses idea?

you should have ended the email with:

"HIGH FIVE"



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The girl I wrote this to is very clearly an airhead. I would be willing to bet you any amount up to and including $50 that I will be able to have sex with her inside of four weeks.

[Spladle]

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Cool, this brings me to a 4th important point in opener theory.

4. The opener must not make you look like a litte, little, little bitch who will never ever ever score.

blake

p.s. I really do think this is a horrible opener.

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Do I need to send you a link to the girl's profile to make it apparent why I chose to open the way I did? I am not an idiot, nor am I unskilled in the art of talking my way into the panties of girls. I believe the method of introduction I chose will garner results. Only time will tell for sure though.

By the [censored] way, I was not intending for what I wrote to be a replacement for the retarded "inside?" introduction. I was trying to show how important it was to tailor each and every introduction to the girl that you are attempting to [censored]. This was simply the most recent letter I had written. The girl it was written to is insanely hot but not very smart.

[The Truth]

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Cool, this brings me to a 4th important point in opener theory.

4. The opener must not make you look like a litte, little, little bitch who will never ever ever score.

blake

p.s. I really do think this is a horrible opener.

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Do I need to send you a link to the girl's profile to make it apparent why I chose to open the way I did? I am not an idiot, nor am I unskilled in the art of talking my way into the panties of girls. I believe the method of introduction I chose will garner results. Only time will tell for sure though.

By the [censored] way, I was not intending for what I wrote to be a replacement for the retarded "inside?" introduction. I was trying to show how important it was to tailor each and every introduction to the girl that you are attempting to [censored]. This was simply the most recent letter I had written. The girl it was written to is insanely hot but not very smart.

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I am def gonna have to read her profile to believe that this was tailored properly.

So, link us up.

Also, I hope and pray I like this, cause if so, you'll be getting lots of questions [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

blake

[Yeti]

Please just give up and stop trying to justify that opener. It was absolutely godawful and I feel embarassed to have read it.