Cheating on your wife

[lostsoul]

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Sure why not I will give u one I sort of started in the I SHARTED thread. I was in college and at a dive bar off of campus getting totally tanked. I had broken up with my gf the night before so all I wanted to do was get hammered and pass out. Well there was this ugly bar winch there that kept talking to me. I didn't think I would ever be drunk enough but the night was young so I wasn't a out and out dick. She was 5'8 150, type of x-biker chick look, grew up in a trailor park type of girl. As we were talking I found out she actually lived above the bar. I made a mental note never to come back to that bar. As we are talking I am doind a shot and a beer about every 5 or ten mintues. I do close to 10 shots in a hour and half plus the bee's, so I am feeling pretty [censored] good. As she is talking to me more I look at her and try not to fall off of my barstool, and say "I really want to [censored] right now lets go upstairs and let me put it in u". She said"ok but give me a kiss first". I said "thats ok, I vomitted in my mouth alittle bit ago its better we not." She agreed. We went up stairs and she was on top riding away and I really had to fart. I am really hammered so I don't even try to hold it back so I let it rip and then I feel something wet underneath my ass. I freeze and realize what I had done. I let her continue for maybe a sec more before I roll her over and get up. I tell her there was something on her bed that is wet. I grab my [censored] run into the bathroom and hop into the shower for a few secs enough to get clean. Then get dressed and leave without saying another word to her.

[RushnRocket]

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OP, it only takes one mistake to ruin lives. F*ck your life, you obviously don't give a damn. But it is the life of these girls (and your wife) that is in jeopardy.
I think you mentioned that u get tested every 6 months. Lots of things can go wrong in case you wondered, condoms break, test results can get mixed up or come out false.
And sex can tun into mass murder.
The world does not revolve around you!

Get Help!

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STFU. U think u know how those girls feel, u think they don't know it is a one night stand or they don't know I am married? Most of them realize one or the other. I would say 95% of them know that I am either married or it is a one night stand. I am not forcing them to have sex with me. I would never even dare to do that. So unless u know al lthe fact gets off your high horse and STFU

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Wow, I think you need help in more than one area. But lets try to focus on one ok. What you said above is by far the stupidest statement, "just because they know what they are doing, its ok?" You moron! people always make stupid decisions in their life, poor choices like fking a scumbag whos filthier than a rats ass, the only problem here is that the potential consequence is one of the most horrible. Something no one ever thinks about until they are sitting in the doctors office waiting for the results of a rappid test.

[ViolentGandhi]

The OP has made it very clear that he uses protection at all times. Obsessing about whether condoms will break or test results will get mixed up is just being extremely paranoid.

[4ObliVioN4]

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OP, it only takes one mistake to ruin lives. F*ck your life, you obviously don't give a damn. But it is the life of these girls (and your wife) that is in jeopardy.
I think you mentioned that u get tested every 6 months. Lots of things can go wrong in case you wondered, condoms break, test results can get mixed up or come out false.
And sex can tun into mass murder.
The world does not revolve around you!

Get Help!

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STFU. U think u know how those girls feel, u think they don't know it is a one night stand or they don't know I am married? Most of them realize one or the other. I would say 95% of them know that I am either married or it is a one night stand. I am not forcing them to have sex with me. I would never even dare to do that. So unless u know al lthe fact gets off your high horse and STFU

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Wow, I think you need help in more than one area. But lets try to focus on one ok. What you said above is by far the stupidest statement, "just because they know what they are doing, its ok?" You moron! people always make stupid decisions in their life, poor choices like fking a scumbag whos filthier than a rats ass, the only problem here is that the potential consequence is one of the most horrible. Something no one ever thinks about until they are sitting in the doctors office waiting for the results of a rappid test.

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I think you're the one that needs help. I'm not condoning what OP does but chill out man, OP clearly knows what he is doing, the girls he gets with clearly know what they are doing, what's the problem? Not everyone has to live their life just the way you want them to. You need to lighten up and not give a [censored] about what OP does in his own life.

[lostsoul]

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OP, it only takes one mistake to ruin lives. F*ck your life, you obviously don't give a damn. But it is the life of these girls (and your wife) that is in jeopardy.
I think you mentioned that u get tested every 6 months. Lots of things can go wrong in case you wondered, condoms break, test results can get mixed up or come out false.
And sex can tun into mass murder.
The world does not revolve around you!

Get Help!

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STFU. U think u know how those girls feel, u think they don't know it is a one night stand or they don't know I am married? Most of them realize one or the other. I would say 95% of them know that I am either married or it is a one night stand. I am not forcing them to have sex with me. I would never even dare to do that. So unless u know al lthe fact gets off your high horse and STFU

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Wow, I think you need help in more than one area. But lets try to focus on one ok. What you said above is by far the stupidest statement, "just because they know what they are doing, its ok?" You moron! people always make stupid decisions in their life, poor choices like fking a scumbag whos filthier than a rats ass, the only problem here is that the potential consequence is one of the most horrible. Something no one ever thinks about until they are sitting in the doctors office waiting for the results of a rappid test.

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Until u are the one I am [censored] I don't want to hear anything more from u. I know the risks, and they do to. Am I out there [censored] your wife, gf, or kid I doubt it. So why not get back on your high horse and ride away. U don't need to be down here with us sleezy people. I am sick and tired of everyone else knowing what is good for everyone else in the world when there own life is pretty [censored] up. Do u have sex? Then again maybe u don't so u can preach about not having sex to not spread things around. If that is the case good for u. But not the case for me. I have said from minute one I do not ask any in here to agree with what I do. All I ask for u is not to judge and preach to me about it. I do not preach to u so all I ask is to be treated with the same respect which is below u I guess.

[JayTee]

odds that lostsoul has [censored] a bbver's mom?

[lostsoul]

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odds that lostsoul has [censored] a bbver's mom?

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Stranger things have happened. But hey that might be my goal now. I did [censored] my BF's stepmom and didn't know it until about month later when I "met" her at a cookout.

[Maple Leafs]

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Stranger things have happened. But hey that might be my goal now. I did [censored] my BF's stepmom and didn't know it until about month later when I "met" her at a cookout.

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Wait, so now you're cheating on your boyfriend too? You bastard!

[lostsoul]

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Stranger things have happened. But hey that might be my goal now. I did [censored] my BF's stepmom and didn't know it until about month later when I "met" her at a cookout.

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Wait, so now you're cheating on your boyfriend too? You bastard!

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lol, my best friend. Nice one though

[lostsoul]

I guess I should explain. About my best friend's stepmom. It was pretty normal. It was when I was still in college, and not seeing anyone. We were out at a bar and I see this very attractive older women say mid 30's, I was 21 at the time, walk into the bar with two friends. I have two friends with me so the numbers are right. Her two friends are not the best lookin women but they aren't horrible besides both guy's owed me. I glance at them when I walk to the bathroom. No wedding rings so that is a good sign. So I go back to the bar and talk to the two guys for a minute and we go over and introduce ourself's. They seemed open to talking to us. So we pull up some chairs and go from there. The normal chatter. One kept saying that we were bad, because we were to young to be hitting on them. The one I was interested said maybe but when has something fun ever not been bad. I looked at her and smiled and she did the same. I asked her if she wanted to play some pool and she said sure. I needed to get her away from the other two. We go over and start playing pool. I suck at it and she was suprisingly worse then I was. I won the first one, she said she wanted to play again, but wanted to bet something on it. I said of course what do u want to bet? She said she wasn't sure and asked me the same question. I said, how about if I win u are my slave for the night and if u win I am yours. She smiled, she had a very devilish smile. Said what would being a slave include? I said we would have to do as the other wished. She said "well I better win then". So we played again. She was reall trying, I was also. I ended up barely winning because she scratched on the 8 ball. She came up to me and said "I am yours tonight master" I almost creamed my pants when she said that. Up until that point I have never been with a older women but always wanted to. So I was dying to get her back to the house. I said I wanted to go next door and go to the club. She said ok and went over to her table to tell her friends she was leaving. My two friends had went up to the bar to get a couple of drinks I told them they were off of the hook we were leaving. They said thank you, they were about to bail on my regardless the other two couldn't stop talking about there kids and being teachers.

So we go down the block to a dance club go in get a couple fo drinks and start dancing. Now I due the white man shuffle but not much more then that. I can move back and forth on the beat, but I figured if we were dancing it was a good chance to break the touch barrier and to get closer to her. From the sec we hit the dance floor she was grinding up on me, and I was loving it. We were there about ahour dancing and rubbing all over each other. I tell her i want to get out of there. She said where do u want to go. I said back to my place, but I have roomates if she didn't mind. She said why not go back to her place instead. I was all for that. We go to her place and have a few more drinks. We go on into the bedroom and do what I had been wanting for a very longtime. What they say about older women is so tru.e They know what they want and they go right after it. They are very good at what they do also. Nothing out of the ordinary but she knew what buttons and when to push them. We finsih and I pass out and then we go another round in the morning. She gives me her cell number and I call her a week later but never returns it, so I am like ok, if thats all she wanted thats cool. Well a couple of weeks later my best friend calls me and says that his dad is getting remarried. They are aving a cookout to introduce her to everyone. So I say cool, and I would be there. I was pretty close with his family. So I show up and I go up to say hi to his dad and he turns around and introduces me to his future wife. The girl I [censored] a couple of weeks before. She studdered for a sec and had a very panaicked look on her face but I said nice to meeet you. Then left it at that. After about a hour of being there I was standing in the corner of the back yard and she comes up to me. I stop her before she gets a chance to say anything. I say "I had alot of fun the other night, but I don't remember anything". She smiled and said thank you. That was that. We never did anything else ever again.