SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[GrandMelon]

I guess I table select good cause everytime I look for a new table in the lobby im always sitting at it.

WHY WONT YOU LET ME JOIN THIS TABLE, oh Im already sitting at it.

[Kermit]

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I guess I table select good cause everytime I look for a new table in the lobby im always sitting at it.

WHY WONT YOU LET MY JOIN THIS TABLE, oh Im already sitting at it.

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thats funny. i do this all day. i am always at the tables with the highest average pot and most players to the flop...LOLIMAFISHAMENTS

[GtrHtr]

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i refuse to play on the first day of any month. its very rigged

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My new rule. of course I read this after digging myself a nice hole to climb out of to start april.

Some new rules:

1. Get more sleep. I play like crap tired and tend to play over half my sessions when tired.

2. Play more hands. Either play more hands in my sessions or increase # of tables.

3. Stop sucking. I need to learn how to lay a hand down after 3 betting pf.

4. Take a hard look at moving back to Stars. Does anyone have a link to one of those rb vs fpp threads?

5. Do what tufat says above.

[GrandMelon]

Ehh what the hell Ill see a flop.

HOLY CRAP YES LETS ALL GO ALL IN.

OMFG THAT TURN AND RIVER.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP ($187.30)</font>
CO ($215.60)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($73.80)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($216.05)</font>
BB ($180.65)
UTG ($198)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $4</font>, CO calls $4, Button calls $4, Hero calls $3, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($18) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $10</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $20</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $69.8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $212.05</font>, MP calls $173.30 (All-In), CO folds.

Turn: ($503.15) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($503.15) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $503.15

Results in white below: [
Hero has 6c 9s (straight, ten high).
MP has As Ah (two pair, aces and eights).
Button has Jd 5d (flush, jack high).
Outcome: Button wins $503.15.


WAIT I MADE MONIES ON THAT HAND?

[GrandMelon]

Last hand before lunch. Awesome work donk

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

CO ($165.60)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($286.85)</font>
SB ($198)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($245.75)</font>
UTG ($200)
MP ($221.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $12</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $34</font>, UTG folds, CO folds, Button calls $22.

Flop: ($73) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $58</font>, Button calls $58.

Turn: ($189) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $153.75 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $153.75.

River: ($496.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $496.50

Results in white below:
Hero has Qc Qd (one pair, queens).
Button has 6s 7s (straight, ten high).
Outcome: Button wins $496.50.

[wrschultz]

Just got off the phone with a sales rep from the company I bought my volcano. They're shipping it today so it will probably arrive by thursday or something.

I'm pretty pumped, as I'm about to take my last test for a while today, and when the volcano comes, I can finally relax in style.

[craigthedeac]

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guys like zek,redargoe,dontbother,craigthedeac,bdaws,teldren , and countless others are nowhere to be seen lately.

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can't speak for the others but i've moved up and switched sites. congrats on your good day yesterday, 17 bi's is very sick.

[Kilillan]

Hmm, had a breakeven day in poker.

Ok day in life however.

I have one more blog-like question and I'll stop asking blog-like non-poker related questions for a while.

How do you end a conversation with asking for a number?

I find if you ask too soon before any apparent attraction then you'll get rejected a very high # of the time. If you ask too late it's just as bad.

I was with my friend looking for haircut place on a map, I asked these two cute girls where to go. They didn't know so one of them got two other friends who were also cute.
We talked for like 7 minutes then I thanked them and parted.

Afterward my friend was like "dude, you totally should've gotten their numbers"

I was like "Wtf, how was I supposed to know?"


Thus I pose my question to you mighty ssnl.


And for best answer I'll xfer 5$ on FTP

[plan9]

I should have known to quit after this hand early in the session:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
5 Players
Lego Poker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
SB: $101.20
<font color="black">Hero (BB): $105.85</font>
UTG: $41.30
CO: $55.20
Hero (big blind): $0

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1.50, 4 Players)
UTG calls $1, CO folds, SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($3, 3 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, UTG calls $3, SB folds

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($9, 2 Players)
Hero bets $7, UTG calls $7

<font color="black">River:</font> 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($23, 2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $15.30, Hero calls $15.30

UTG had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Threes) and won (+$25.30)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and lost (-$26.30)

Pot Size: $53.60 ($2 Rake)

It all went down hill from there.

[EMc]

Christ freakin Arod.

Pavano better get this last out.