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View Poll Results: Would you want the seat to your left to have 100,000 chips just being blinded off in a WSOP event wi
Yes, It adds to my expected value in the tournament. 21 91.30%
No, it puts me at a disadvantage. 2 8.70%
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Old 03-31-2007, 12:32 PM
bpc009 bpc009 is offline
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tufat,

I gave this a spin:

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not worth its own thread

45 mins of me on 2 NL100 tables and 4 donkament tables


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--mostly because of this:

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$240/hr in March with an MT ratio of 6.79...I think this is a beat.

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I thought you were running bad?

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that is running bad

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--I enjoyed it and found it useful. thanks.
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:15 PM
FletchJr. FletchJr. is offline
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Brag: I woke at 10 am today

Beat: I have to be in Vancouver at 12 (i live 45 min away)

Brag: I'm playin in a 300$ donkament

Beat: I suck at donkaments

Brag: I only have to play 79 other people

Beat: Is 1st going to be even over 5k?

Brag: I went to a sweet house party last night

Beat: I can barely focus on the screen its moving too fast (still drunk)

Brag: a little bit of lick her is good for poker players right? Makes em fearless

Beat: a fearless donk isn't a good thing.
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:30 PM
BGnight BGnight is offline
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Brag: just won $400 playing live $1/2 in Reno
Beat: I played for 11 hours straight
Variance: I had a fat girl sitting to my left w/ whom I talked for the last 5 hours. I was drinking and contemplating doing sexual acts w/ her. At the end of the night we both left at the same time and it would have been soooo easy to hook up w/ her. I was torn between having drunk monkey sex because it's been awhile and the fact she is very large. I drove home.
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:32 PM
aislephive aislephive is offline
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tufat,

I gave this a spin:

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not worth its own thread

45 mins of me on 2 NL100 tables and 4 donkament tables


http://rapidshare.com/files/23595036/clip0026.rar

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--mostly because of this:

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$240/hr in March with an MT ratio of 6.79...I think this is a beat.

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I thought you were running bad?

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that is running bad

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--I enjoyed it and found it useful. thanks.

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Keeps telling me too many users downloading at this time or some bs, meh.
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:37 PM
Isura Isura is offline
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Variance: I had a fat girl sitting to my left w/ whom I talked for the last 5 hours. I was drinking and contemplating doing sexual acts w/ her. At the end of the night we both left at the same time and it would have been soooo easy to hook up w/ her. I was torn between having drunk monkey sex because it's been awhile and the fact she is very large. I drove home.

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This is definitely a beat, but you did manage to avoid a 1 outer.
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:44 PM
BGnight BGnight is offline
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Omg, I'm a "pooh-bah" now.

Don't play live poker drunk and horny while sitting next to drunk, horny fat girls.

end pooh bah post.
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:45 PM
tufat23 tufat23 is offline
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but u do know fat chick try harder
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:55 PM
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So I was visiting NYC yesterday with some family / friends, pretty neat place. Lots of really strange people though.

-Walking around in Times Square, as I approach the entrance of ESPN zone some loud black guy insists I take his album as a gift. I wasn't really interested but he was very persistent, so finally I give in and take the CD. I start to walk away with it and he says to me "Can I have a donation, man?" I tell him I have no cash on me (lies), he eyes me down ala Larry David from CYE and snatches it out of my hand. I laugh and proceed to the ESPN zone, which was pretty nice I must admit.

-Then I'm riding the subway by myself trying to get back to our hotel (5 star obv). Another random black guy has his Ipod on and is rapping these songs in a deep jamaican accent, and he's dancing too. People keep laughing at him as they come and go through each stop. It was pretty funny.

-As it turns out I have an extremely rich family member, he is my grandfather's cousin I guess. He is a jewler and carries around this bag full of different jewlery. He had >$1million worth of valuables in the bag, and he had just profited $700k the night before. He asked me if I was interested in an intern job over the summer, def taking that opportunity if I can.
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Old 03-31-2007, 02:03 PM
tufat23 tufat23 is offline
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1min 50 for the rubiks cube.


I GOT MAD SKILLS
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Old 03-31-2007, 02:11 PM
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Is there any way to get Party rakeback in this day and age?
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