banging chicks from myspace.com - Page 302

steelcmg · #**3011** 01-30-2006, 10:43 AM

That would explain why he left. No more time for us.

ThaHero · #**3012** 01-30-2006, 07:50 PM

Kurosh, I think you're saving this thread. Maybe I'll try to make a few attempts as well.

kurosh · #**3013** 01-31-2006, 05:17 AM

Ok, I need suggestions. Where do I go with her?

Sniper · #**3014** 01-31-2006, 05:35 AM

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Ok, I need suggestions. Where do I go with her?

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Got a zoo, aquarium, or museum in your area?... always a good, non coffee shop, high traffic (read as, considered safe by her) area to meet up with someone you met online!

diebitter · #**3015** 01-31-2006, 05:50 AM

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Ok, I need suggestions. Where do I go with her?

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Got a zoo, aquarium, or museum in your area?... always a good, non coffee shop, high traffic (read as, considered safe by her) area to meet up with someone you met online!

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Good advice. Be as moody as her (if she turns up moody).

I bet she'll be either completely wild in the sack, or just lie there and cry. Either works.

smokingrobot · #**3016** 01-31-2006, 06:21 AM

i dont know what is funnier, BEP's obsession with changing myspace profile colors, or BEP's "inside?" mass mail attempts. censored, take the part about chicks finding you "random", if you are really looking to sleep with some girl, she would rather sleep with a guy who girl's thought was "fun" or perhaps "hot", but not random. random is the kind of thing you might tell a girl you're actually interested in dating. just my 2 cents, you could choose to ignore this. but remember, if you're going for the quick run 'n gun, you gotta play the part.

lou22 · #**3017** 01-31-2006, 01:45 PM

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I'm thinking maybe a Marilyn Manson concert. Paint your nails black and wear a dog collar. And draw some black teardrops on your face.

Actually I do think she's a cute chick, but everything you said making fun of her profile in your first few messages is pretty much how I feel too. I just don't get it. Nice work turning it around into a date though. That was magical.

ThaHero · #**3018** 01-31-2006, 06:27 PM

I'm gettin no responses from my "Inside" attempts. Maybe I should try another approach. Or maybe it's something about my page. I dunno.

diebitter · #**3019** 01-31-2006, 06:29 PM

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I'm gettin no responses from my "Inside" attempts. Maybe I should try another approach. Or maybe it's something about my page. I dunno.

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Step up to the 'I've been with...' level. See Vavavoom's notes for details. Or try Kurosh's 'are you a myspace tease?'

Vavavoom · #**3020** 02-01-2006, 05:37 AM

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You may want to use these :

Myspace Summaries

OOT'iots Guide To Cracking Myspace

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