banging chicks from myspace.com

[The Truth]

give me some responses to this coversation.


Me: inside?
her: inside what?

seems like next line should be easy and I am drawing blank

blake

[chuddo]

the fact there is a whole army of oot'rs messaging hundreds, possibly thousands of women on myspace with "inside?" is very funny to me.

but more importantly, more pictures of the cute thin blonde, and maybe somem more of brunette.

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here's on they titled "double trouble [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]" which was also used in one of the messages I got

[chuddo]

wow, blondie (relative) takes a solid whole point jump down in hotness there. but still above average for random internet person.

the jury is still out regarding the transexuality on the brunette though.

[sublime]

[ QUOTE ]
give me some responses to this coversation.


Me: inside?
her: inside what?

seems like next line should be easy and I am drawing blank

blake

[/ QUOTE ]

where did this 'inside' thing come from?

[sublime]

[ QUOTE ]
wow, blondie (relative) takes a solid whole point jump down in hotness there. but still above average for random internet person.

the jury is still out regarding the transexuality on the brunette though.

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i dont think shes a guy and quite frankly seems ok for a threesome. nice body, long and slender. just keep her mug down near your hoofs and it will be all good.

[goofyballer]

I'm gonna laugh when BEP says he made it up and pwns all of us

[goofyballer]

Ok, sent this one out just now...I've officially begun. The nature of the message describes my situation. Thoughts? I'm awaiting a reply.

[ QUOTE ]
hey, what's up? i'm up in bend visiting my parents for christmas and saw you're online. they just moved here from SF so i'm a stranger to the area, any fun stuff you recommend? my parents said there are some bars w/ poker games, I might check that out...I didn't quite expect all the snow, that's for sure

p.s. I too love the OC, though for slightly different reasons than yours

[/ QUOTE ]

Edit: She's offline now, and my mail center said she hasn't read my message, so I guess this is to be continued at a later date

[The Truth]

Oh oh oh, I have found a much more effective opener. "Inside?" on a scale of 1-10 is about a 6.6

I am not going to reveal my opener yet.

First, lets discuss opener theory.

An opener must:

1. Get attention
2. Be creative/set your self apart from other guys
3. Not creep her out (as the internet carrys a creep factor)

Anything else it needs to do/ not do?

blake

[Spladle]

Hadn't checked this thread in awhile. I am appalled at how badly so many of you suck at this. Seriously. wtf is with that whole "inside?" [censored], omfg that is so [censored] stupid whoever thought that [censored] up should just hit himself in the face with a [censored] shovel, my god. I just did a quick search of women in my area and found a hot chick who I'd like to have sex with at some point in the future. Here is what I wrote to her:

"Hiya! If you haven't yet browsed through my profile, then you might not know that my name is Chase. Well, it is. Nice t'meetcha, or whatever one calls writing letters at random persons whom one has never met before. I guess this doesn't really qualify as meeting you.

I don't know you, and your profile failed to provide me with any significant clues regarding whether or not I think we'd get along alright. But that's okay, because you did post a pair of pictures that I find absolutely stunning. That's sort of why I'm writing this, because if you are anywhere near as awesome as you are gorgeous, then I think I'd like you one helluva lot.

I do apologize if that seems shallow, and I shouldn't blame you at all if you were to disregard what I've written for that very reason. However, I'd really appreciate it if you wrote back and let me know a bit about yourself. It would kick so much ass if we were to hit it off.

Hopefully I'll talk to you later. Right now I'm going to go make myself a big glass of chocolate milk. Yummy!"

I am considering taking 15-30 minutes or so of my time to make [censored] a profile that I think will score him lots of ass. I lack the motivation right now but maybe sometime in the future.