Absolute Cliffsnotes (Mod edit: AP thread, part 2)

[adanthar]

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I'm pretty sure a HH of my 2nd place finish in the Super Tuesday would look just as suspicious (I play every hand).

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His stats in this thing are something like 85/60, and what I left out is an absolutely perfect check/fold (inc first to act) vs bet pattern. Just like DD, he never showed down a worse hand. What you make out of that is up to you.

[cowpig]

lol
more lol
lolol

cowpig = GREYCAT ???

[adanthar]

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lol
more lol
lolol

cowpig = GREYCAT ???

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6 max/HU pots != FR, often 4-5 way donkament pots

if you want, I'll email you the HH

[cowpig]

[email protected]

[adanthar]

sent

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Can you explain how the Heisenberg uncertainty principle is relevant?

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It explains why he was losing tonight. All of those observers changed his results.

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Very clever, young man, but it's turtles all the way down.

[N 82 50 24]

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It is a little strange that he's willing to invest this much money in trying to repair his image considering the fact that we all estimated he won a few hundred thousand at most. If anything, I think this may be an indication that the cheating is more widespread than just his account, and he's trying to do everything he can to repair the damage he's done to his ring of cheaters.

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It may also be that he knows he's never going to get that money off, so he might as well entertain us with it/make it harder for Absolute to get it for themselves.

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This was my thought too. He probably realizes the jig is up and he might as well have some fun. He might also be dumping to people that he knows while simultaneously dumping to well-known 2p2ers or anyone who will sit at the table. Mixing up his dumping strategy is his best hope for getting money off at this point. Of course, if he's smart enough to mix up his dumping strategy, he probably would have been smart enough to be more careful about this.

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...and what I left out is an absolutely perfect check/fold (inc first to act) vs bet pattern...

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This is, by far, the most damning aspect of the entire jig and it's what the river aggression factor (among other things) indicates. For those that don't understand this, just take adanthar's word for it. It is practically impossible to duplicate without cheating.

(not you cowpig, i'm talking the cashgame situation)

[FellKnight]

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[FellKnight]

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