SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[soon2b]

75k hands, 15k profits this month pls pls pls

[snakekilla88]

Great session, would post a graph but PT will make my computer blow up so I havent been importing.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($426.50)
Hero ($459)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $36</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $111</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $426.5</font>, Hero calls $315.50.

Flop: ($853) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($853) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($853) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $853

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ad Qh (one pair, aces).
Hero has Ah Kh (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $853. </font>

This guy theres a funny story. I was experimenting with 3betting the [censored] out of someone, and just kept 3betting him over and over and over. He finally gave in.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (4 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($451)
BB ($200)
UTG ($470.40)
Hero ($691)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $24</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $69</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $270</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $618</font>, UTG calls $200.40 (All-In).

Flop: ($1097.40) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($1097.40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($1097.40) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $1097.40

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Jc 8s (one pair, eights).
Hero has Qc Ad (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $1097.40. </font>

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($594)
UTG ($534.55)
MP ($360)
Button ($360.80)
Hero ($602)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. MP posts a blind of $6.
UTG calls $6, MP (poster) checks, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $33</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls $27, MP folds.

Flop: ($78) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $58</font>, UTG calls $58.

Turn: ($194) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $155</font>, UTG calls $155.

River: ($504) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $356 (All-In)</font>, UTG calls $288.55 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1148.55

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has 6h Ah (two pair, aces and twos).
Hero has As Ks (two pair, aces and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $1148.55. </font>


10/20 time!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG ($2019)
MP ($1081)
CO ($997)
Button ($2435)
Hero ($1910)
BB ($4686)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $80</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $70, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($180) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($180) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $135</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $300</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1830</font>, CO calls $617 (All-In).

River: ($2927) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $2927

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Td Ad (flush, ace high).
CO has Kd Qd (flush, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins $2927. </font>
-What a fish.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP ($1720)
Button ($3182)
Hero ($3964)
BB ($2000)
UTG ($4140.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $80</font>, MP calls $80, Button calls $80, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $380</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls $300, MP folds, Button calls $300.

Flop: ($1240) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $730</font>, UTG folds, Button folds.

Final Pot: $1970

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. Hero wins $1970. </font>
-Grrrrr

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG ($2084)
MP ($1066.50)
CO ($2238)
Button ($2499)
Hero ($2764)
BB ($4456)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $70</font>, BB calls $50.

Flop: ($140) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $100</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $240</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $600</font>, BB folds.

Final Pot: $980

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. Hero wins $980. </font>

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP ($584)
CO ($2661)
Hero ($1970)
SB ($2000)
BB ($896.50)
UTG ($5794.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $80</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $260</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG calls $180.

Flop: ($550) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $388</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $5534.5</font>, Hero calls $1322 (All-In).

Turn: ($7794.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($7794.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $7794.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has As Kh (one pair, twos).
Hero has Qc Qd (two pair, queens and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $3970. UTG wins $3824.50. </font>

[Louis Vuitton]

i want party regulars thread :&lt;

[soon2b]

wtf snakekilla [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[ama0330]

ROFL from tufats blog, March 2006:

I think this bad month has been real good for my patience, and has helped me lose a major aspect of my degenerate gambling tendencies, ie my BJ weakness. BJ is only for casino whoring.


lols

[Kilillan]

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I was considering getting plastic surgery.

Namely dermabrasion, jaw implants to make my jaw more prominant, botox under my eyes to get rid of the blue/gray area and some filler in my cheeks.

What's ssnl's opinion on this?

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I guess you already know that no one here will encourage you to do it, so maybe you are seeking for some confirmation here why you should not do it?

From your earlier posts here, I can imagine your thought processes that lead to your consideration, but I strongly disencourage it. I had those thoughts as well when I was in puberty. You are feeling more insecure about yourself than you should be. I am way less good looking than you, but, eventually, I also found that special nice, pretty, intelligent girl that I live together with now - but I had to turn 23 before I met her. You're still so young! So just be patient, plastic surgery is not changing anything. Except that you might look into the mirror then and think "that is not me anymore" which could get you depressed.

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Actually I didn't know people would be so negative torwards it. I thought it'd be more mixed.

I understand what you're saying, but I feel like my change needs to be external as well as internal change. Maybe I'm wrong in that thinking...

I don't think I'm average looking, I just wanted to look very good is all. I think it will impact finding girls very little however, since if I don't possess the skills now a slightly different chin won't help me any.

Well thanks for the input, I will maybe still do the less drastic dermabrasion but prob won't do anything above that.


So today I did some research and found the best haircut place in tokyo, after the last 8$ debacle. Went to Harajuku the fashion capital of Japan.
Went to a super ritzy place. About 2 people worked on my hair and one gave me the most awesome back massage.
3 hours, -200$ and a pissed off friend later I have the most balla haircut I've ever had.

Pictures to follow.

[Imrahil]

lol...

This is after losing KK to AA and getting 4 outtered on the river by some donk who can't fold AK unimproved.

[ajmargarine]

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I think this bad month has been real good for my patience, and has helped me lose a major aspect of my degenerate gambling tendencies, ie my BJ weakness. BJ is only for casino whoring.




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Good job tufat.

[ama0330]

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I think this bad month has been real good for my patience, and has helped me lose a major aspect of my degenerate gambling tendencies, ie my BJ weakness. BJ is only for casino whoring.




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Good job tufat.

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Personally, I admire his conviction.

Like here! --&gt; http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...Number=8598536

[Rainclouds]

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Actually I didn't know people would be so negative torwards it. I thought it'd be more mixed.

I understand what you're saying, but I feel like my change needs to be external as well as internal change. Maybe I'm wrong in that thinking...

I don't think I'm average looking, I just wanted to look very good is all. I think it will impact finding girls very little however, since if I don't possess the skills now a slightly different chin won't help me any.

Well thanks for the input, I will maybe still do the less drastic dermabrasion but prob won't do anything above that.


So today I did some research and found the best haircut place in tokyo, after the last 8$ debacle. Went to Harajuku the fashion capital of Japan.
Went to a super ritzy place. About 2 people worked on my hair and one gave me the most awesome back massage.
3 hours, -200$ and a pissed off friend later I have the most balla haircut I've ever had.

Pictures to follow.

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FWIW, I don't have any taboo on plastic surgery, but it has to be for the right reasons. If you just think a new face would be cool and money is not an issue, then sure go ahead - that's actually kinda cool. But if you expect plastic surgery to give you a life which you feel you can't get with your current face, then it is wrong in my opinion - because that it almost never true.

My impression was that your reason for it was the latter, but I can be wrong of course [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

A balla haircut is never a bad thing though [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]