How many 5 year-olds..... - Page 30

Patrick del Poker Grande · #**291** 01-24-2005, 11:46 AM

Anyone ever play Pikmin (or Pikmin 2)?

TimM · #**292** 01-24-2005, 12:22 PM

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On saturday I will be running a chess tournament for about 100 kids. The Kindergarten section will be right near me, and there will probably be about 20-30 5 year olds there. If for some strange reason they all decide to suddenly attack me, we will have our answer.

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Poor turnout due to snow, so there were not enough 5 year olds to pose a threat. I will say this though: 5 year olds are really bad at chess.

Dr. Strangelove · #**293** 01-24-2005, 12:27 PM

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On saturday I will be running a chess tournament for about 100 kids. The Kindergarten section will be right near me, and there will probably be about 20-30 5 year olds there. If for some strange reason they all decide to suddenly attack me, we will have our answer.

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Poor turnout due to snow, so there were not enough 5 year olds to pose a threat. I will say this though: 5 year olds are really bad at chess.

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Lmao. The real question is, how many 5 year olds would it take to beat Kasparov at chess.

nicky g · #**294** 01-24-2005, 12:58 PM

I think the real question is how many five year olds it would take to beat a tiger.

Sephus · #**295** 01-24-2005, 03:52 PM

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I think the real question is how many five year olds it would take to beat a tiger.

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after a thousand or so it collapses from exhaustion and ends up choking to death on an arm or leg.

Dr. Strangelove · #**296** 01-24-2005, 04:17 PM

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I think the real question is how many five year olds it would take to beat a tiger.

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The correct answer is 1252. Do you see why? I'll let others elaborate.

#**297** 01-24-2005, 06:27 PM

There is only one way to find out! (Find a really big kindergarden)

MattSuspect · #**298** 01-24-2005, 06:35 PM

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I think the real question is how many five year olds it would take to beat a tiger.

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That depends?

Am I throwing the 5 yr olds at the tiger? Or am I beating the tiger with them by swinging them from their legs like a baseball bat?

Can I freeze the 5 yr olds first to make them sting more?

lucas9000 · #**299** 01-24-2005, 06:41 PM

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Can I freeze the 5 yr olds first to make them sting more?

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quote of the day.

Shoe · #**300** 01-24-2005, 10:00 PM

This would be a good topic over at QLC... and if trained right I think it would be hard to take more than 15.