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Old 06-25-2006, 07:36 PM
GBP04 GBP04 is offline
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MTT Stats:
Est Winnings: $114
Est Buyins: $368
Total Played: 90
ITM Rate: 6.7%
ROI: -71.2%

GG Sir.

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this is cool. Where did you get this information?
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:37 PM
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hahahahaha this man is a legend........!

edit: that 'OH [censored]' was classic.... did he really think they only thing he had to worry was a 9??? lollllll
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:41 PM
Terry Tidy Terry Tidy is offline
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I think somewhere I read he's living in Thailand.

I wonder if the real reason for making the videos is so he can get to talk about one of his hobbies in English - perhaps he feels isolated there.

Perhaps wife and kids just don't want to hear his nonsense, so he makes the videos. Whatever, I'm very glad to now be a fully signed up member of his fanclub.

If she is a mail-order bride: isn't the whole point that you get to leave Thailand for the USA? Not that you get some bumbling guy come over and live with you there?
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:41 PM
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'These people are waiting for pocket kings or pocket aces or something as ridiculous.'

Gets dealt 42o in sb.

Completes sb (150/300 blinds, prof has 5420 after posting and is covered)

'Even with deuce four offsuit. I'll limp here'

BB raises 300 more.

'OK, he's putting it up'

Prof's mouse oscillates between folding and calling. It looks like he is going to fold.

'I'll even call'

He calls.

Flop is 999 (Pot 1200)

Prof's mouse oscillates between min betting and pot betting. He chooses to pot it,

'Make a strong bet as if I've got a pocker pair'

villain thinks

'I don't know if he's smart enough to be able to read (inaudible)'

villan calls

Turn 999 2 (3600)

Prof instapots it

'Hopefully he doesn't have a nine'

Villain pushes, leaving prof with 320 to call

'Yikes, [censored]'

INSTAcall

Villain shows KK and takes it

Prof chuckles

'Oh well'

'Anyway, at least you got to see a little bit of a, err, really badly played sit n go'

'This is the end of my playing day, so between my distractions and erm my exhaustion and so on, at least we got a little bit of cash out of that one, and you got to see the play at ultimatebet.com'
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:41 PM
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...p;q=pokerstars

OMG 19:25 in this video. Calls flop with A high. Turn the guy checks, prof77 moves mouse back between check and the bet slider, check and the bet slider, then at the end he minbets, guy calls and rivers a pair with his Q high.

Afterwards as money goes to other guy . "Bad play on my part". Gets AKs in 2 hands pushes and guy folds and he screams at computer "how could he fold how could he fold?" priceless

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this is unbelieveably hilarious
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:44 PM
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...p;q=pokerstars

OMG 19:25 in this video. Calls flop with A high. Turn the guy checks, prof77 moves mouse back between check and the bet slider, check and the bet slider, then at the end he minbets, guy calls and rivers a pair with his Q high.

Afterwards as money goes to other guy . "Bad play on my part". Gets AKs in 2 hands pushes and guy folds and he screams at computer "how could he fold how could he fold?" priceless

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this is unbelieveably hilarious

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I think that one is my favorite
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:57 PM
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Gonna try and make it through this 2 hour video, ugh. Early on, he gets hit in the face with the deck and gets QQ right after sucking out w/99 v TT, he raises the pot, flop is A-J-x. Checked to him (2 others), he says "I guess they don't have an ace or they are setting me up, we'll see". Then he bets the pot, and a guy check-raises that amount (which was like 2/3rd of the guy's stack). He INSTA-CALLS, sucks out a Q on the turn, and busts guy who had AJ. This guy is my hero.
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Old 06-25-2006, 08:06 PM
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I wonder if the real reason for making the videos is so he can get to talk about one of his hobbies in English - perhaps he feels isolated there.

Perhaps wife and kids just don't want to hear his nonsense, so he makes the videos.

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Bruh, stop trying to guilt trip everyone.
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Old 06-25-2006, 08:06 PM
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i like how on his site you can't post in the forum until a mod reads your post.
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Old 06-25-2006, 08:15 PM
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Gonna try and make it through this 2 hour video, ugh. Early on, he gets hit in the face with the deck and gets QQ right after sucking out w/99 v TT, he raises the pot, flop is A-J-x. Checked to him (2 others), he says "I guess they don't have an ace or they are setting me up, we'll see". Then he bets the pot, and a guy check-raises that amount (which was like 2/3rd of the guy's stack). He INSTA-CALLS, sucks out a Q on the turn, and busts guy who had AJ. This guy is my hero.

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That 99 hand was gold. 10 10 vs KJ vs 99. Flop A J Q. "And he flops a straight". Turn 9. "And HE gets a straight". River 5. "I've got 3 of a kind and I don't... [chips pushed to him, followed by confused pause] ...complain"
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