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04-11-2006, 02:31 AM
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Re: $20 to your PStars account if I use your answer
Bowtie pasta something or other
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04-11-2006, 02:35 AM
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Re: $20 to your PStars account if I use your answer
What do the History faculty at the University of Virginia and a discoid Meniscus have in common...
...too many bowties...
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#23
04-11-2006, 02:53 AM
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Re: $20 to your PStars account if I use your answer
Farnsworth Bentley
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#25
04-11-2006, 04:33 AM
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Re: $20 to your PStars account if I use your answer
The Barilla Pasta taste tester
The Staff of the New Yorker Any orchestra (I think the London Philharmonic is an amusing option) Some play on words involving Robin Hood and his Band of Merry Men. I feel that while the James Bond idea is pretty amusing, it needs a little more spice. I think it would, therefore, be better to phrase it: What do Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig have in common....finish joke.
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#26
04-11-2006, 04:40 AM
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Re: $20 to your PStars account if I use your answer
What's the difference between a discoid meniscus and Rosie O'Donnell?
One has too many bowties, the other doesn't do enough Tae Bo ahahahhaahhaahhahaahah
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#27
04-11-2006, 06:12 AM
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Re: $20 to your PStars account if I use your answer
What does a pretentious orthopedic surgeon have in common with a discoid meniscus?
(couldnt resist. kidding of course) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] perhaps eccentric is more palatable [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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#28
04-11-2006, 08:04 AM
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Re: $20 to your PStars account if I use your answer
I prefer a "stand-up type" extended version of this joke, using the London Philharmonic Orchestra line from above...
For example... "A colleague of mine and his wife just celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary and they decided that they wanted to spend an evening out and do something special. [colleague's name] is always thinking about his work and they thought the best way to spend a relaxing evening was to see the London Philharmonic Orchestra. blah blah blah...When I saw him again on Monday morning I asked him how the concert was and he said 'It was quite nice, but I think they have a problem with discoid meniscus' **some people will start giggling here as they begin to get the joke** 'Discoid Meniscus?' I asked, 'How so?' **bit of a pause...* He replied....'too many bowties'. Something like that....it makes the joke more lighthearted and you an incorporate somebody well known to the audience into the joke and perhaps congratulate them on a recent anniversary or birthday or whatever.
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