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Old 03-15-2006, 11:10 PM
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Iocaine powder.

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Old 03-15-2006, 11:14 PM
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Matt - hijack their 2+2 account. Start posting on OOT about "weird lingering sexual attraction towards men", and in HSNL on the merits of "value betting underpairs on double-paired boards". The coup de grace would be to make intelligent, reasonable posts in WPT and SMP.

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Old 03-15-2006, 11:14 PM
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Realistically, what can you do when you have their SS #?

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Once you have this number the world is your oyster, my friend.

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Uhh... can someone go a little further in depth?
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Old 03-15-2006, 11:18 PM
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Assuming you are pretty close to the person and that they have a little Arab or Muslim blood in their background, you could do the following. It would probably have to be a roomate or something to make this all work. Also most ideal if your victim is a foreign national.

1) Use his computer to surf websites that would make him appear sympathetic to Al Qaeda. Post inflammatory political statements from his computer to various websites. Also visit websites that explain bomb making, that discuss the vulnerabilities of nuclear facilities, that have subway or other infrastructure plans, etc.

2) Send his resume to apply for jobs at nuclear facilities, port authorities, perhaps immigration jobs, anything suspicious.

3) Before he is scheduled to fly somewhere, sprinkle gunpowder lightly on his shoes and his bags. Sew a small pocket Koran and knife into the lining of his bag. Fold a tattered page of paper that vaguely and incompletely describes plans that involve the location of other participants and a bomb. If you could get this into arabic that would be ideal.

4) Before he leaves for the airport, call the FBI terrorist hotline. Tell them you suspect he is planning on bringing the plane down, but that they should be really careful since he is carrying concealed weapons and is trained in martial arts.

5) Next call the press. Make yourself available for interviews, when he gets picked up tell the press how much time he spent last summer in Kazakhstan (or someplace similar) and how he has never been the same since, with weird friends, etc.

I am sure others can improve on the details. I think something like this would be tough to recover from. There is a chance he might just get shot, and there will be enough going on that he will be in for a real investigation.
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Old 03-15-2006, 11:18 PM
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Realistically, what can you do when you have their SS #?

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Once you have this number the world is your oyster, my friend.

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Uhh... can someone go a little further in depth?

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Send Idi your SS# and I'm sure he'll give you a thorough demonstration.
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Old 03-15-2006, 11:20 PM
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Trick his parents into wandering into a persons yard that shoots trespassers. Then use their body parts as ingredients to make chile. Then feed the chile to him. Don't tell him until he's almost finished eating it.
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Old 03-15-2006, 11:21 PM
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Reel 'im in, Idi, reel him in.
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Old 03-15-2006, 11:22 PM
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Throw a Baby Ruth bar into his pool during a party.
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Old 03-15-2006, 11:35 PM
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Hire this guy:
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Old 03-16-2006, 12:15 AM
GambleGamble GambleGamble is offline
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Acquiring SS numbers is far, far easier than most people think, and is probably the easiest way to go about doing something like this.

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I can locate anyone, and yes I mean most anyones SSN with full name and city info, if I know enough about you personally I could easily cause havoc in a persons life....thank god Im no criminal
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