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LionelHutz00 · #21 03-14-2006, 01:05 PM

Los Feliz Slim · #22 03-14-2006, 01:41 PM

I'd rather be eaten. It seems much more like the natural order of things, cycle of life and all that. At least my death would provide a poor hungry tiger with a tasty meal. I bet I'm delicious.

pistolero · #23 03-14-2006, 05:17 PM

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write-in vote for shocked to death by electrodes placed on my genetalia

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I always wondered, if they had electricity in Roman times, and they'd electrocuted Jesus, would Christians not cross themselves, but do a little jiggly fit instead?

cmon, I know I'm not alone wondering that.

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You're not alone now. I just did a little jiggly fit reading that. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

MoreWineII · #24 03-14-2006, 05:34 PM

Speaking of eating, I ate some really good Tums on my lunch break and I made an artpad of it

http://artpad.art.com/?iw4zuafiuac

Yo Adrians! · #25 03-14-2006, 05:35 PM

Burned. But it's close.

Dudd · #26 03-14-2006, 06:03 PM

See, I was thinking Hannibal Lector when I imagined getting eaten. If it's a tiger, I'd choose that instead of burning.

Blarg · #27 03-14-2006, 06:09 PM

I figure if a tiger was eating you he'd be tearing you to pieces almost by accident.

The only way I could see it taking five minutes to kill you is if you were a really big animal, like one of those 500 or 1000 pounders.

Or, if the animal just grabbed you in its jaws and carried you off. Apparently they do this quite often with people, so they can get them somewhere in some nice shade, or where they can feel quiet and protected, and cover the corpse so they can feed off it over a period of hours or days.

So I guess if a tiger took 5 minutes to kill you, it would be because he was carrying you for almost the full five minutes of them.

Burning to death has got to be the most painful death. I think I'd literally go mad before I died, even if I died quickly. But not the kind of mad where you feel no pain. So my official choice is, Anything But That.

man · #28 03-14-2006, 06:23 PM

I once saw a real bad burn victim on a train. he didn't have hair, didn't have much in the way of ears, no eyebrows, and his entire head was just terribly scarred yet otherwise completely featureless. I cringed just thinking about what he'd been through. it was haunting.

anyway, I would rather be eaten by a tiger.

Dominic · #29 03-14-2006, 06:27 PM

i don't think I could take the smell of my own burning flesh..the pain of being eaten alive doesn't seem nearly as great as being burned to death.

Mr_J · #30 03-14-2006, 06:44 PM

There couldn't be a more painful way to die than being burned alive. At least if you are eaten alive you will pass out due to blood loss. Anyway, it gives me a chance to get the tiger back. Maybe I can poke out his eyeball or kick him in the nuts.