Describe POKER on one sentence - Page 3

drzen · #1 11-14-2007, 09:54 PM

A horrible game in which everyone I play is ten times luckier than I am even though they are all donkeys and Poker Stars is rigged.

Bingo_Boy · #2 11-15-2007, 04:24 PM

Poker is a godless game, full of random pain

jukofyork · #3 11-17-2007, 04:42 AM

Poker lets you legally 'steal' from donk's!

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wilneedheart · #4 11-17-2007, 09:44 AM

Poker is a card game of chance played by 100 million people around the world each dreaming of winning the final hand of the WSOP Main Event by flopping a royal flush.

KamiKatze · #5 11-17-2007, 10:22 AM

Poker is -EV.

NYTyler · #6 11-17-2007, 08:16 PM

Poker is Chess with cards.