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10-25-2007, 05:41 AM
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Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.
nitty
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10-25-2007, 06:00 AM
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Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.
JESUS CHRIST SHE WANTS YOU TO STICK YOUR PENIS INTO HER VAGINA. MAKE SURE YOU BRING YOUR PENIS WITH YOU. SHE'S REMINDING YOU BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU ARE INEXPERIENCED IN THESE SORTS OF THINGS.
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10-25-2007, 06:36 AM
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Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.
she is looking out for you;
her family would prolly unapproved of you if you cam empty handed. It is not like America, where generosity, and manners go unnoticed... Now go go go and write a TR.
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#24
10-25-2007, 07:09 AM
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Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.
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yes and the question is what could she possibly need brought from australia to china that china doesn't already have. [/ QUOTE ] My family always takes lots of vegemite and Maccaroni and Cheese from Australia to Germany
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#25
10-25-2007, 07:40 AM
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Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.
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most recent message "not anything, just u is enough for me!!!and don't forget bring ur ass come to here let me spank it!hahaha" I think i'm over analysing this, it should be alright, will keep you informed. [/ QUOTE ] Judging from this last message she is obviously fluent in english but hasn't mastered the language. In the first message she probably misused 'help' for if you replace it with any verb or just cut it entirely things don't sound nearly as sinister. Plus, john voight is probably right as well.
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#26
10-25-2007, 08:09 AM
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Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.
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JESUS CHRIST SHE WANTS YOU TO STICK YOUR PENIS INTO HER VAGINA. MAKE SURE YOU BRING YOUR PENIS WITH YOU. SHE'S REMINDING YOU BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU ARE INEXPERIENCED IN THESE SORTS OF THINGS. [/ QUOTE ] QFT, don't mistake your penis for a turkeys neck
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#27
10-25-2007, 08:39 AM
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Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.
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most recent message "not anything, just u is enough for me!!!and don't forget bring ur ass come to here let me spank it!hahaha" I think i'm over analysing this, it should be alright, will keep you informed. [/ QUOTE ] I could be wrong, but I think if you play your cards right and the conditions are perfect, you might get a kiss out of this.
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#28
10-25-2007, 09:23 AM
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Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.
As a word of caution, I'd only accept panda meat in exchange for koala meat. The going rate is 2.5 lbs of panda for every 1 lb of koala or so I've heard.
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#29
10-25-2007, 09:28 AM
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Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.
your mother is pear shaped
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#30
10-25-2007, 09:42 AM
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Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.
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I did, she just replied "mmm...im shy to tell u what is it!!!ok, will u bring me present?" [/ QUOTE ] Eerily similar to a well known Nigerian around here...
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