Doing chicks while driving on the highway

[goofyballer]

uh you're a tard, she's been on and off with that dude for awhile

[kolotoure]

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uh you're a tard, she's been on and off with that dude for awhile

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

[pirateboy]

Anyone who uses the phrase "doing chicks" isn't getting a bunch of action.

[pirateboy]

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they only had one condom and didnt wanna hit it raw dawg, so the guy in the back just turned the condom inside out after the first guy finished

gf #2 got pregnant from guy #1

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Sperm dies when it hits oxygen. Link please?

[mattak]

I was driving to my highschool football game in another town with my GF. I convinced her to give me road head. I caught up to the team bus on the highway and drove beside it for a while. All the guys were opening the windows and started squirting water out onto the car and generally going crazy.

Brag: Got road head while team watched
Beat: Our vice principal was an assistant coach and sat me from the game.
Variance: Brother of girlfriend was on team bus and had to explain to his parents why I didnt play.

[prohornblower]

^ you rule at life

[xSCWx]

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Anyone who uses the phrase "doing chicks" isn't getting a bunch of action.

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I was pretty sure they won't let you say [censored] in the title so I had to think of something less vulgar.

[xSCWx]

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they only had one condom and didnt wanna hit it raw dawg, so the guy in the back just turned the condom inside out after the first guy finished

gf #2 got pregnant from guy #1

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Sperm dies when it hits oxygen. Link please?

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It was years ago. If it isn't left out for a long time there is a very small possibility(<1%) of surviving sperm getting a girl pregnant.

[pirateboy]

Both very fair points, sir.

[goofyballer]

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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