How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff's Notes - Page 3

johnnycakes · #21 06-15-2007, 10:18 AM

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well, i let it go, then.

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I don't think my OP sufficiently emphasized what a giant douchebag this guy is.

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in that case:

1. ask him to get some more guys
2. meet him at taco bell to discuss
3. order extra large drink and chalupa
4. tell him you forgot your wallet
5. profit

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LOL.
I admit though, I was hoping there would be a step that involved someone punting a chalupa.

Ikaika · #22 06-15-2007, 10:29 AM

Purchasing chalupas is pointless unless you enjoy the crispy chewy deliciousness of said chalupa.

AbreuTime · #23 06-15-2007, 02:55 PM

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tell him you have a business offer that returns 300% profit over 3 years on his initial investment.

Update him peridocially telling him the percentages his money have gained.

At the end of a predetermiend period of time, tell him the company is on the verge of collapse and his intial investment is now back to 0% gain.

Return to him in same manor as he returned your finders fee.

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Nice. Punishment fits the crime.

Brad1970 · #24 06-15-2007, 03:05 PM

Did it ever occur to you that you might have been the ones getting played? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

derosnec · #25 06-15-2007, 03:11 PM

i'm assuming you haven't rickrolld him yet

lapoker17 · #26 06-15-2007, 03:14 PM

you guys are too smart to think this was ever actually going to happen as described.

Gildwulf · #27 06-15-2007, 03:17 PM

You should kidnap him and force him to watch Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on repeat a-la-Clockwork-Orange.

schummlalala · #28 06-15-2007, 03:18 PM

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He kept insisting that we could make over a million dollars against some foreign businessmen (which we obv realized was an overstatement), and the players didn't even seem that awful. I'm on such mega-life tilt right now.

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1. Give his phone number to Brandi
2. Tell her he is rich and lonely yadada
3. ???
4. Jackpot

Josh. · #29 06-15-2007, 03:20 PM

judging from his actions, i'm sure he suffers enough just waking up in the morning

Mingdu · #30 06-15-2007, 03:29 PM

Send in subscriptions to embarasing magazines in the victim's name. Make sure to check "Bill Me".

Send off a request in the victims name to numerous foriegn postage stamp bureaus requesting ordering information, to be put on mailing lists, etc. The response is quite astounding.

Get change of address cards from the post office and change the victim's address to someplace like Guam.