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#22
05-21-2007, 05:25 PM
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Re: Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.
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After finding son's stash: Who taught you how to do this stuff? Son: From you, alright!? I learned it from watching you! [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 
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#23
05-21-2007, 05:29 PM
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Re: Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.
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[ QUOTE ] Most unexpected thing my wife has ever said to me: "I'm glad you started to play World of Warcraft again." Ray [/ QUOTE ] ????????? [/ QUOTE ] I was flabbergasted. She followed it up with "Well, lately all you've been doing is playing poker, and I like it when you're not fixated on just one thing." I still don't quite get it either, but hey, I'm not complaining. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Ray
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#24
05-21-2007, 06:07 PM
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Re: Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.
Answering this for my Dad:
When I told him that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone after him and my Mom divorced after 25 years of marriage. He blushed. T
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#27
05-21-2007, 07:17 PM
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Re: Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.
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I'm sixteen years old, and watching the Womens Finals from Wimbledon. My Dad is in the next room. All he hears is women grunting loudly, and Skin-imax hasn't been invented yet. DAD: (enters living room) What the hell are you watching? ME: Tennis. DAD: Oh. (He stays and watches a point, probably the first tennis he's ever watched.) Who are these girls? ME: Chris Evert and Martina Navratalova (this is the year Martina came out of the closet, something that simply wasn't done back then). DAD: (after watching another point) Which one's Nav'talova? ME: That one. DAD: (checks her out) She eats pussy, you know. ME: (way to shocked to respond, as my parents had never mentioned or even acknowledged sex to this point in my life) [/ QUOTE ] Hahahahahaha! Winner.
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#30
05-21-2007, 09:17 PM
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Re: Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.
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If someone intentionally scratched his car, that certainly qualifies as evil by my book. Admittedly, there are much worse things to be getting upset about that happen every day. All this really says though is that your father is a pretty self-centered. [/ QUOTE ] The impulse to do evil is expressed different ways, but it's the same impulse.
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