What is the best sex you've ever had?

[hamsamich]

This is yet one more reason to be happy if you are a man. Can you imagine having to give a BJ to a condom?? wtf???

[elus2]

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every expertly done bbbj by a hot chick.

The nails down my back during which left scars for a week was quite a mix of sensations.

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How much for a gfe?

[dozer]

Fourth of July in Chicago. I'm like 18. My Dad's a hotshot lawyer and his office is in a skyscraper that overlooks Grant Park where they are shooting off fireworks. Plenty of friends, family and co-workers circulating the office. My gf and I went to play cards (gin rummy was the only game she'd play) in my Dad's boss's office. We decided that the loser would give the winner head. I won. Two minutes later, she was on the floor with her pants off and I nailed her. I pulled out and came on the backside of a couch cushion in my Dad's boss's office. We zipped up, and a minute later my Dad came in to tell us that dinner was ready.

[sonneti]

Ummm... the next time

[otnemem]

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Fourth of July in Chicago. I'm like 18. My Dad's a hotshot lawyer and his office is in a skyscraper that overlooks Grant Park where they are shooting off fireworks. Plenty of friends, family and co-workers circulating the office. My gf and I went to play cards (gin rummy was the only game she'd play) in my Dad's boss's office. We decided that the loser would give the winner head. I won. Two minutes later, she was on the floor with her pants off and I nailed her. I pulled out and came on the backside of a couch cushion in my Dad's boss's office. We zipped up, and a minute later my Dad came in to tell us that dinner was ready.

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Who pulls out and cums on the back of a couch cushion? What did you do, pull the cushion down away from the couch, turn to it, and unload? This doesn't sound good at all. It sounds terrible.

[NLSoldier]

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Ever broken some bones/ribs

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you might as well post it now...

[oddjob]

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Ever had the cops called on you because the neighbors thought somebody was getting raped?

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what do you mean thought?

[otnemem]

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Ever had the cops called on you because the neighbors thought somebody was getting raped?

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what do you mean thought?

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el oh el

[pokerbobo]

This one time at band camp..... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]


In Prison [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]


With your Mom.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[kyro]

The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

I'm serious, see undertitle.