I wish one of you guys had children - Page 3

schundler · #21 05-10-2007, 10:29 PM

Yeah, I'm coming for you. He's a conqueror? No, he's not Alexander, I'm Alexander.

schundler · #22 05-10-2007, 10:31 PM

I may like fornicating more than other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I've been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a [censored]?

Spechel EDD · #23 05-10-2007, 10:32 PM

how dare you talk to me like that? you should get up and kneel to me now

im gonna make you my girlfriend

schundler · #24 05-10-2007, 10:34 PM

I want to talk nice to you, and talk about fornicating with you, and talk about you sucking my dick, because if I was eloquent with you you'd still look at me like I'm a scumbag.

tisthefire · #25 05-10-2007, 10:36 PM

i feel ignorant

SNOWBALL · #26 05-10-2007, 10:41 PM

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how dare you talk to me like that? you should get up and kneel to me now

im gonna make you my girlfriend

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you're sweet. you better kiss me good with those big lips

p.s. I'll [censored] you till you love me

apefish · #27 05-10-2007, 10:41 PM

Yellow Owl find a stray rabbit to kick.
Man I hope you were the one that decreed you would be called Yellow Owl from now on because if not this just points out that you will need more small animals to kick.

I wish I had a kid or two also. You guys have any idea how [censored] messy my kitchen is all the time?

Teh1337zor · #28 05-10-2007, 10:42 PM

I am indeed yellow owl

Wheelzie · #29 05-10-2007, 10:45 PM

I cant have children kuz I'm not gettin no poontang =X

I_AM_EVIL · #30 05-10-2007, 11:42 PM

I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain.

My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.