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05-08-2007, 06:19 PM
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.
then i saw my bus coming so i left. through the store window i saw her running over to pick up the bill, i couldn't stop laughing all the way to work. definitely the best 1.50 i ever spent. 
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05-08-2007, 06:22 PM
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
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The way the story was going, I thought someone was going to hold up the place and take your wallet. I like throwing pennies at her. [/ QUOTE ] Heat them up with a cigarette lighter first.
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05-08-2007, 06:22 PM
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move. then i saw my bus coming so i left. through the store window i saw her running over to pick up the bill, i couldn't stop laughing all the way to work. definitely the best 1.50 i ever spent. [/ QUOTE ] Ha!
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#26
05-08-2007, 06:23 PM
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
If you wanted to be an evil bastard, you could wait outside for her. About 15 sec before she comes out, heat up a quarter with lighter and drop it on the ground as she walks out of the store.
I wouldnt do this to a woman, but if it was another douchebag I would feel obligated to do something.
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#28
05-08-2007, 06:26 PM
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
Agreed. If women are held to a different standard, then they have to be held to it both ways, as in, a woman especially shouldn't have been pulling this crap.
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#30
05-08-2007, 06:45 PM
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move. [/ QUOTE ] Before I read this, I was thinking you should take a dollar bill out, blow your nose in it, then hand her the snotty dollar and see if she takes it.
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