You know you play too much poker if...

[Teh1337zor]

your favorite drink is bleach

[Spechel EDD]

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your favorite drink is bleach

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TYRIP REPORT

[tufat23]

you're up/down 2 months rent before breakfast

[costanza_g]

You have this uncontrollable urge to end each sentence with aments.

[Chomp]

Playing poker all day.

Dreaming about poker all night.*



* And I don't mean sexy dreams about winning in the Big Game to the adulation of your peers and the admiring glances of women. No, I mean ceaseless, pointless dreams about cards turning over again and again and again, to no discernable end and with no discernable outcome.

[nutsflopper]

you try to read what the other person is thinking in every social situation.

[F0LD--IT]

You try and postpone the sexual advances from your girl until your done with your tournament. Causing missed oppertunities at the good stuff.

[kassdog]

You read the word bb gun and think to yourself what the hell is a big blind gun. I did that in a post a couple of months ago.

[Arbitrage]

All your X-Mass gifts come from the PS FPP store.

[pokerchap]

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You read the word bb gun and think to yourself what the hell is a big blind gun. I did that in a post a couple of months ago.

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just took me five minutes to understand that u were saying bi bi gun and not bigblind gun.