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Sometimes when i'm pissing i have to fart...and when i do so my stream ALWAYS stops. Is this normal? [/ QUOTE ] You may have a serious problem.. let me ask you.. are you able to ejaculate while something is in your anus? |
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#22
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I said no, I don't think I want my shower/bathroom smelling like urine. Standard?
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#23
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Urine is sterile you know. Sometimes when I want to save the world through conserving water, I'll even piss in the sink. It's the perfect height too. [/ QUOTE ] In the sink ftw. Perfect height. Make sure to "flush" by cupping water in your hands and flinging it around the basin, thus eradicating the piss. |
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[ QUOTE ] Sometimes when i'm pissing i have to fart...and when i do so my stream ALWAYS stops. Is this normal? [/ QUOTE ] You may have a serious problem.. let me ask you.. are you able to ejaculate while something is in your anus? [/ QUOTE ] I dont know. Depends what you mean by the word, "something." -J |
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#25
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Isn't there a seinfeld episode on this? "It's the saaaammeee pipes!" ... Hell ya.
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#26
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I said no, I don't think I want my shower/bathroom smelling like urine. Standard? [/ QUOTE ] What? Aim for the drain |
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#27
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i had a dilemma the other day.. i was showering with my 2 yr old daughter and felt the urge to go. I had to get out and use the bowl but, kept an eye on her so she didnt fall down unsupervised.
It must have been some sight to see my skinny naked ass holding the shower curtain open with one hand and half-sitting on the throne, dripping all over the tile floor. |
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i had a dilemma the other day.. i was showering with my 2 yr old daughter and felt the urge to go. I had to get out and use the bowl but, kept an eye on her so she didnt fall down unsupervised. It must have been some sight to see my skinny naked ass holding the shower curtain open with one hand and half-sitting on the throne, dripping all over the tile floor. [/ QUOTE ] Standard play is to pull a R.Kelly on your daughter. Noob. |
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#29
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lol, sicko
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#30
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pissing in the shower is gross
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