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Old 03-07-2007, 06:15 AM
markdeeznutz markdeeznutz is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

get some insurance fraud done on the truck obv
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:18 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

go slang rock on all the dope blocks
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:19 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

go mow some lawns kid
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:21 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

Everlast What Its Like Lyrics


We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you [censored] slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:23 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

Sell a kidney?
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:24 AM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

[ QUOTE ]
Everlast What Its Like Lyrics


We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you [censored] slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

[/ QUOTE ]

it's pretty hilarious how the entire jist of that song is pretty much the exact opposite of the sentiment your are trying to express
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:25 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

shoulda said you were robbed and/or your wife had cancer
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:25 AM
TStoneMBD TStoneMBD is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

this reminds me of the pursuit of happiness. such a sad movie. im sure theres a shelter in your area. make sure you get there by 5pm tho, lolz

btw poop smear idea is a good one. ill pay $10 for pics of this too.
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:26 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

OP, you're ludicrous. lolololo, I crack myself up.
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:27 AM
Rhand Rhand is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Everlast What Its Like Lyrics


We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you [censored] slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

[/ QUOTE ]

it's pretty hilarious how the entire jist of that song is pretty much the exact opposite of the sentiment your are trying to express

[/ QUOTE ]

Yep I know hehe, thats why I only pasted this part, [censored] the other parts, get a job you [censored] slob
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