What Do You Do Here?

[Our House]

Beat: CS SUCKS at times.

Here's something I came across when mattress shopping:

Walked into a store (it was either Sleepy's or Rockaway Bedding...don't remember) and found a king-sized mattress that I liked. It was $795 with tax. I told the guy to ring it up and here's the convo:

Salesman: OK, it's $795 total.
Me: (handing him eight $100 bills) Here you go.
Salesman: (sucking his teeth with a crooked smile) UGH, you don't have a credit card?
Me: No, I only have cash on me.
Salesman: Oh. Can you find one? Do you have a friend or someone you can call with a credit card?
Me: NO, do you want the sale?? Here's $800.
Salesman: (reluctantly) Fine, I'll take the cash. But you'll let me keep the $5 change, right?
Me: Ummm, no.
Salesman: Well, you should, considering you don't have a credit card and now I have to make a special trip to the bank tomorrow. And you know that gas is like $3/gallon these days.

FACT 1: This guy was the store OWNER.
FACT 2: I never met him before.

WHAT A [censored] DOUCHE!!