How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)

[Reef]

in your stomach?

why not just get drunk before you get on? Then you'll only need to smuggle on a small bottle / flask

[greeeeeez]

i had a carnival cruise two years ago where i took a suitcase with two cases of beer onboard, had no problems. the suitcase had nothing else but the beer in it. my brother did this the year prior without any problems either. also, colorless liquors in water bottles works great.

[Yads]

On every cruise I've gone on I've smuggled booze by simply putting it into my luggage, they don't check the luggage that is given to the porters.

[tippy]

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So I'm going to a student cruise this weekend. The thing is that they might search you and take your bottles away. I'm not sure what's the best way to smuggle these through. Do you guys know any advanced techniques?

And no, I won't be smuggling anything in my ass.

Edit to clarify:
There are bars and so on but I don't want to spend 300 euros to get drunk. Tax free shop will be opened the next morning so I won't even be able to buy cheap beer. I can't buy liquor from the shop because I'm under 20 ([censored] laws).

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Take clear liquor, gin, vodka,etc. Empty out Evian bottles and replace the water with Liquor. Cruise ships never say anything to people who take bottled water, since many people have bad reactions to water in other countries. I have done it this way at least 5 times and never had anyone say a word.

[testaaja]

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Normally I could take anything to a cruise like this but this time it's not allowed because it's a [censored] high school cruise or some [censored]. OPENED water bottles don't work. It has to be uncorked bottle. Maybe I'll just put 2x 0.5l bottles of vodka in my pockets. If I'm searched [censored] it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].
I'm not sure about what the security measures are. They could be easy or the customs guys could check every piece of your luggage.

[Dkay04]

Shampoo/conditioner bottles, empty the shampoo or whatever, clean the bottle good, fill it, then get some foil and stretch it to fit the top and glue it on.

Enjoy the cruise.

[Skoob]

I think this cruise is different.

"Every cruise I've been on..."

That's why I asked where. The only cruises I've been on were to the Caribbean and the U.S. Virgin islands. This isn't for 7-nights. This is an overnight party-barge!

Will you being staying in some sort of cabin? If so, disguising the booze in some sort of toiletry bottle in your luggage is probably the way to go.

If it's the type of thing where one would not bring over-night bathroom stuff, hiding it on your person in narrow flasks and whatnot is probably the way to go.

There are a few contraptions that are built to smuggle booze. One looks like a pair of binoculars. The other is called the "beer belly." You wear a bladder of some sort around your midsection and it looks like you have a big gut. You could check out some of those. Though you might not have time to order something like that. You might be able to make something, if you're really in need of the booze.

You could wear an over-sized sweatshirt and tuck a bottle in your pants in the small of your back. Unless you're patted down, no one will notice. Make it a pull-over style. With a jacket style (open in the front) you could be asked to remove it.

[Five-Star]

Is it really this hard not to go a few days without drinking?

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Is it really this hard not to go a few days without drinking?

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