Beat: I crapped myself

[Golden_Rhino]

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Use the bushes for God's sake.

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This, of course, was my first thought. It was snowing heavily, there was already a large amount of snow covering the ground. No bushes, and a fairly consistent flow of large trucks driving by

More Variance: non of those [censored]-sucking truck drivers would give me a lift.

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Yeah, like you'd be slamming on your breaks to give a guy with a s**t stain on his pants a lift.

[TIEdup14]

who the [censored] cant control their bowels??? (past the age of 1)

[tom10167]

I'm a sneaky shita too, usually do it at like 3 am when nobody is awake, and I don't even fart when I crap.

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who the [censored] cant control their bowels??? (past the age of 1)

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I'm saying like wtf just lock your ass.

[Lurker.]

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I use to crap on the tennis courts at my local community college at night time. I didn't like pooping in my dorms because i figured that my roommates knew what I was doing in there and that made me embarrassed.

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ew, i think i went to the same school as you.

[bmwguy525]

who the hell keeps ninja bumping these retarded threads

[PJo336]

You appt

[bmwguy525]

I didn't ninja bump DUCY?

[PJo336]

no, but i still love u