*** Official February Grindhouse Thread*** - Page 3

D.L.M. · #21 02-01-2007, 03:51 PM

yeah i like to tell coaches that they like to suck cox. but thats a good one too, while still being appropriately [censored] erotic.

seventwo · #22 02-01-2007, 03:53 PM

I laughed at the stick it in you comment.... you are talking about implied odds, position, backdoor flushdraws, etc. To each their own.

I have noticed that their is more trash talk on FTP than any other site I've played on (Party, UB, Stars, Paradise).

D.L.M. · #23 02-01-2007, 03:59 PM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 ($98.30)
MP1 ($197)
MP2 ($200)
MP3 ($174.90)
CO ($72.75)
Button ($34.85)
Hero ($229)
BB ($289.10)
UTG ($37.70)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2, 5 folds, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($6) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks.

Turn: ($6) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $6, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $6.

River: ($18) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $22, Hero raises to $164, UTG+1 calls $68.30 (All-In).

Final Pot: $272.30

Hero has 7d Kd (flush, ace high).
UTG+1 has 2c As (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $272.30. 

youll never meet someone who can stack donkeys in limped pots.

cept for me of course

1p0kerboy · #24 02-01-2007, 04:03 PM

[ QUOTE ]
youll never meet someone who can stack donkeys in limped pots.

cept for me of course

[/ QUOTE ]

Donkeys stackin' donkeys. What's this world comin' to? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

seventwo · #25 02-01-2007, 04:44 PM

I do my best calling station imitation on the flop. Don't mind me guys I'm just calling... no really I don't have anything, I'm on a draw.

Stack sizes:
UTG: $56.20
Hero: $90.75
MP1: $75.75
MP2: $38.95
MP3: $146.55
CO: $41.45
Button: $50.20
SB: $29
BB: $30.85

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO raises to $2.75, 2 folds, BB calls, Hero calls, MP2 folds.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($9, 3 players)
BB bets $3, Hero calls, CO raises to $12, BB raises all-in $28.1, Hero calls, CO calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($93.3, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $93.3)
Hero is all-in $59.9, CO calls all-in $10.6.
Uncalled bets: $49.3 returned to Hero.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($114.5, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $93.3, Sidepot 1: $21.2)

Results:
Final pot: $114.5
CO showed As Ah
BB showed Qs Qd
Hero showed 9s 9h

This is what happens when you frustrate a TAG who is on a lot of your tables.

Stack sizes:
UTG: $73.15
Hero: $59.60
MP1: $22.10
MP2: $9.70
MP3: $50
CO: $52.05
Button: $68.15
SB: $19.50
BB: $53.35

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $2, Hero calls, 2 folds, MP3 calls, 4 folds.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($6.75, 3 players)
UTG bets $4, Hero raises to $15.5, MP3 folds, UTG calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($37.75, 2 players)
UTG is all-in $55.65, Hero calls all-in $42.1.
Uncalled bets: $13.55 returned to UTG.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($121.95, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $121.95)

Results:
Final pot: $121.95
UTG showed As Jh
Hero showed 6s 6d

D.L.M. · #26 02-01-2007, 04:46 PM

thats the type of [censored] im talkin about. you learn quick grass hopper. nhs

1p0kerboy · #27 02-01-2007, 04:46 PM

Holy crap this hand was crazy.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($56.10)
UTG+1 ($123.70)
MP1 ($107.90)
MP2 ($105.05)
Hero ($117.25)
CO ($97.50)
Button ($11.15)
SB ($203.15)
BB ($77.90)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $14, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls $10.

Flop: ($29.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $20, UTG+1 raises to $109.7, Hero calls $83.25 (All-In).

Turn: ($242.45) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($242.45) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $242.45

He had a set of aces, I had a set of kings. We split the pot.

Cry Me A River · #28 02-01-2007, 06:20 PM

We'll call this tale "How NOT to slowplay"

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
10 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $19.40
UTG+1: $141.60
UTG+2: $27.75
MP1: $89.85
MP2: $107.60
MP3: $95.70
CO: $108.30
Hero: $98.50
SB: $166.90
BB: $24.00

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, 5 folds, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, UTG+1 raises to $11, Hero calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($23.5, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($23.5, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $15, UTG+1 calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($53.5, 2 players)
UTG+1 bets $25, Hero raises all-in $72.5, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $198.5
Hero shows KD AS
UTG+1 shows AD AC

Sk00l4m3nts · #29 02-01-2007, 06:39 PM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($15.78)
Hero ($6.91)
UTG ($10.09)
UTG+1 ($2.10)
MP1 ($9.90)
MP2 ($10.65)
MP3 ($5.03)
CO ($6.81)
Button ($6.54)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
4 folds, MP3 raises to $0.1, CO calls $0.10, 1 fold, SB calls $0.08, Hero raises to $0.5, MP3 calls $0.40, CO calls $0.40, SB calls $0.40.

Flop: ($2) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.9, MP3 folds, CO folds, SB calls $1.90.

Turn: ($5.80) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.51 (All-In), SB calls $4.51.

River: ($14.82) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $14.82

Results in white below: 
SB has Ac Ah (two pair, aces and sevens).
Hero has Kc Ks (full house, kings full of sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $14.82.

seventwo · #30 02-01-2007, 06:43 PM

SB hand there is one of the more surprising ones I've seen in a while. What the hell was he waiting for preflop? Nice flop bet. nh.